Our favorite cringe worthy dad jokes for tell a joke day

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In honor of Tell A Joke Day, we've made a list of the most epic Dad jokes we could find. We think everyone should celebrate this holiday and laugh at knee slapping, sometimes painfully clever, puns. So go forth, share a joke, and laugh on!

1. A Classic

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7, ate, 9!

2. For the Foodies

Q. What do you call a fake noodle? A. An impasta!

3. A Try-Not-To-Overthink-This

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

4. A Farewell to Romance

One Liner: A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.

5. A Painful Pun

Q. Why did the scarecrow win an award? A. Because he was outstanding in his field. But hay, it's in his jeans!

6. For Veggie Lovers

Q. What does a pepper do when it gets angry? A. It gets jalapeño face!

7. In honor of this upcoming fall...

Q. What does Miley Cyrus eat at Thanksgiving? A. Twerky.

8. A Knee-Slapper

Q. Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? A. They're making headlines.

9. For the Science Geeks

Q. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A. I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere.

10. For the Animal Lovers


Q. What did the buffalo say when his son went to college? A. Bison.

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