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Reviews (147)
October 18th, 2021

See it if You are open to ideas and brilliant conversation

Don't see it if your ideas are fixed and you have little compassion for the poor.

During previews
The Karamazovs
West Village
Intense, Slow, Uneven, Confusing, Ambitious
March 5th, 2020

See it if Who killed the old man? It's the love/hate/greed thing that makes families fun. If you can bear it, gets clearer and better in the 2nd half

Don't see it if If you don't know the original story, you won't find it here. It's nonstop confusion, with strange dancing doing nothing to clarify matters

Funny, Good directing, Good acting, Entertaining, Delightful
March 2nd, 2020

See it if Would have scored 95 except for terrible theatre acoustics. See it anyway -- that Shakespeare guy could really write!

Don't see it if You don't like happy, fun, playful, bawdy, musical romps.

Two Can Play
Midtown W
Funny, Frenetic, Good acting, Intelligent, Entertaining
March 1st, 2020

See it if Two-character play, over the top in places. Predictable but not-quite- believable resolution. See it for the acting.

Don't see it if Acts 1 & 2 seem like different plays, and he and she, although very fine, are stylistically very different. You'll cheer for her.

During previews
Intense, Slow, Limited, Dark, Static
February 22nd, 2020

See it if A symbolic escape from life's pain and guilt. A strong, workmanlike , one-man performance.

Don't see it if Suffocating, with an underlying sense of depression and doom, despite an attempt at and upbeat conclusion.

Look Back In Anger
East Village
Uneven, Dated, Indulgent, Intense, Slow
February 16th, 2020

See it if You want to see an iconic play about a cynical, depressing, relatively short-lived period of English social history of the 70s and 80s.

Don't see it if Coulda been even more depressing if it were intelligible. Some good performances in Act 1, but everything fell apart in Act 2. Everything.

During previews
Lovesong (Imperfect)
East Village
Disappointing, Frenetic, Repetitive, Intelligent
February 12th, 2020

See it if More intelligent than meaningful. Had the feel of a modern take on a Greek Myth without a moral. Occasionally amusing.

Don't see it if Well, it's frenetic but slow -- you figure it out. You may wish it were only one act instead of two.

West Village
Hunh?, Slow, Banal
February 6th, 2020

See it if If costuming is your thing (no, not the cover photo). I'm talking about Asst. DA's totally inappropriate outfit, especially the shoes.

Don't see it if You're looking for motivation, meaning or mystery. Or why these three characters would have anything in common.

American Tranquility
East Village
Ambitious, Relevant, Intelligent, Great writing
February 1st, 2020

See it if Add wry, sardonic and pessimistic. But very well worth seeing for the writing alone. And in the weirdest little storefront theatre in NYC.

Don't see it if You don't like to think. You're very optimistic about the future. Problems? We got problems?

Soul Survivor
Greenwich V
Awkward, Labored, Confusing, Confused
January 18th, 2020

See it if You might like the gratuitous nudity (male only). Or young actors acting their hearts out for you. Or your fruitless search for any meaning.

Don't see it if Too many awkward moments, laughs that don't come, props that fail. On the bright side, there's plenty of room for improvement.

The Contours of Heaven
Entertaining, High energy, Visually ambitious, Good staging, Clever
January 15th, 2020

See it if A lot of news and music nostalgia for Baby Boomers, from the perspective of US and Canada. Even fun for the later generations.

Don't see it if You're looking for any deeper meaning. Rather a series of snippets and blackouts -- fragmented but fun.

Mil Grus
Quirky, Indulgent, Funny, Entertaining, Delightful
December 18th, 2019

See it if Think Commedia Dell'Arte meets Blue Man Group. Slow until you get its rhythm, then funny and charming. A lot of audience interaction.

Don't see it if Meandering, aimless, maybe pointless fun is not your thing. Be prepared to participate at least a little.

Funny, Fragmented, Intelligent, Frenetic
December 18th, 2019

See it if Monologist with a big personality. Powerful, appealing, and sometimes surprising political and social views.

Don't see it if Energy level is intense -- and exhausting. More thoughtful than the usual stand-up fare. Maybe not as funny as you'd like.

Orpheus & Eurydice
Intelligent, Great singing, Delightful, Clever
December 15th, 2019

See it if A spirited, modern take on the ancient legend. Literate fun with four fine players.

Don't see it if You want something flashy.

Irreverent, Funny, Zany, Wacky
December 5th, 2019

See it if Take a break from the depressing news of the day with Police Cops' brand of wild, clever and often meaningless drivel. Laff out loud

Don't see it if You just can't let go.

Provocative, Indulgent, Disappointing, Confusing
December 5th, 2019

See it if Enviro messages sung by a woman in a lurid sexual get-up sent mixed signals. The left brain didn't know what the right brain was doing.

Don't see it if You want to understand what you're watching. But you may treasure some of the bizarre memories.

Anna Karenina: a riff
Good acting, Good writing/directing, Funny, Entertaining, Clever
November 24th, 2019

See it if Surprising approach to this classic tragedy. Fresh and funny, without losing insight into Anna and others. Did I mention clever music?

Don't see it if Skip it if you have no interest in literature or are entirely unfamiliar with the Russian mood. Well worth a 5-min review of Cliffs Notes.

The Wrong Man
Midtown W
Rap-pera, Ambitious, Slow, Intelligent
November 19th, 2019

See it if Lotsa talent, but more a narrative than a play. Singing/dancing good, music/lyrics less so. The dancers never stop moving furniture around.

Don't see it if Rap or opera or narrative not your thing. Don't expect acting or character development -- it's more "philosophical" than that.

Mayakovsky and Stalin
West Village
Well-acted, Talky, Cryptic, Passionless, Intellectual
October 25th, 2019

See it if you're interested in the history and characters of early Russian communism.

Don't see it if Came away feeling I wouldn't pass the final exam.

Intense, Intelligent, Relevant
October 24th, 2019

See it if you're interested in hidden stories of anti-Semitism in Nazi Germany. And well-acted for what it is.

Don't see it if a dramatic story told in a not very dramatic way.

Quirky, Absorbing, Masterful, Entertaining
October 20th, 2019

See it if Interesting insights into an arcane culture. Performed with style and wit.

Don't see it if The humor is not familiar, and the style is somewhat rigid.

Disjointed, Slow, Confusing, Indulgent
October 18th, 2019

See it if Shakespeare deserves better. Blame the director for garbled deliveries, bad acoustics and genereally getting in the way of clarity.

Don't see it if Mostly unintelligible hint of what LLL is about, while some sadly rendered pop tunes further confused. Large, mostly unnecessary, cast.

Rap Guide to Culture
Masterful, Intelligent, Entertaining, Clever, Absorbing
September 27th, 2019

See it if Like things unconventional, mid-stretching, intelligent but fun? Hear Baba rap. Great stuff: like juggling with your mind.

Don't see it if You know everything about everything. But you don't have to like rap to like Baba.

Derivative, Slow, Impenetrable
September 13th, 2019

See it if If you insist on seeing this, probably best to read the CliffsNotes version of Julius Caesar in advance.

Don't see it if If you didn't squirm at Brando as Marc Antony, this won't bother you a bit, even with cellphones, radio bulletins, and NY accents.

Cynical, Episodic, Slow, Good acting, Intelligent writing
September 9th, 2019

See it if If you want to see the dark side of maternity, you've come to the right place. Written by a depressive on a bad day.

Don't see it if You like linear, plot or character-driven theater. This is a diatribe.

Self-indulgent, Derivative, Confusing, Banal
September 6th, 2019

See it if Its heart was in the right place with its anti-racist sentiments, if that's what it was about. Well, some of it, anyway.

Don't see it if Felt like it was written by committee, with a claque of their friends yucking it up to show the rest of us where it was supposed to be funny

During previews
Midtown W
Indulgent, Disappointing, Cliched, Ambitious
August 30th, 2019

See it if you like a kind of tell-all, memoir-style one-woman show.

Don't see it if You're looking for something shocking or particularly scintillating.

Slow, Indulgent, Disappointing, Banal
July 23rd, 2019

See it if Perhaps someone interested in clinical psychology.

Don't see it if Very aptly named, particularly the "for myself" part. Lacking in dramatic impact, and very, very (did I say very?) repetitive.

During previews
Tender Napalm
Indulgent, Confusing, Well-acted, Sensuous, Poetic
July 22nd, 2019

See it if Lovely, tender, sensitive, with confusing time leaps. Portrays a relationship between people bound together by love and tragedy.

Don't see it if Someone reviewed it as raunchy. I say it was a passionate relationship between two star-crossed lovers.

The Bigot
Midtown W
Stretches credibility, Funny, Intelligent, Well-directed, Well-acted
May 5th, 2019

See it if Fun, touching, important sentiment, but wishful thinking. Well worth seeing for its uplifting message and some perfect-pitch acting.

Don't see it if A bit goody-goody, but it's heart in the right place. But maybe yours isn't.

Electronic City (2019)
Upper W Side
Slow, Fragmented, Good staging, direction, Ambitious
April 20th, 2019

See it if Nicely choreographed, disciplined, "avant-garde modernism." Enthusiastic precision performances.

Don't see it if This is the kind of thing you'll like if you like this kind of thing. Somewhat self-indulgent and impenetrable.

Intelligent, Good directing, Fine acting, Clever
April 19th, 2019

See it if Female actors excellent; mixed bag of male, some quite good. Worth seeing for historical perspective.

Don't see it if Quite talky, and a disconcerting mix of acting styles

Excellent performances, Funny, Entertaining, Clever
April 12th, 2019

See it if Crisp, fast-paced, intelligent, well-directed, funny. Moves well. A worthy performance.

Don't see it if Somewhat mismatched styles, with acting that ranges from the near "Elizabethan" to the near "hip hop."

East Village
Entertaining, Ambitious, Clever, Funny
March 4th, 2019

See it if Strong, one-man performance. Compassionate, but with a specific political message: pro-reparations.

Don't see it if One audience member, probably pro-Trump, walked out. In general, the apparently anti-Trump audience gave the show a rousing reception.

During previews
Red State Blue State
West Village
Clever, Funny, Intelligent, Relevant, Wide-ranging
January 20th, 2019

See it if Miss George Carlin? See Colin Quinn. A refreshing change from the All-Trump-All-The-Time nightly talk shows, but just as fast & funny.

Don't see it if If you don't agree with his values and are looking for trash talk.

During previews
The Tricky Part
Midtown W
Absorbing, Clever, Entertaining, Funny, Great acting
December 1st, 2018

See it if Powerful, insightful, disturbing, moving, uplifting theatre. A one-man show, as well-written and well-performed as any I've ever seen.

Don't see it if You do not wish to be awakened.

The Wrong Box
East Village
Frantic, Cliched, Dated, Fluffy
September 13th, 2018

See it if Old school musical, without much substance, but full of high spirits. The title tells all -- a farce about missing contents.

Don't see it if Some plays are not worth reviving. Feels dated and ditzy, and falls flat.

During previews
Great play, Great performances, Powerful, Riveting, Must see
September 13th, 2018

See it if People connected by their unfulfilled, intertwined lives. Compelling characters, intense portrayals. If you like great acting...

Don't see it if Very intense, explosive relationships in seemingly humdrum lives. You may like something lighter, more uplifting. Note: hard to hear.

During previews
Hurricane Party
West Village
Great writing, direction, Powerful, intense, Raw
September 9th, 2018

See it if Except for the nothing-ever-changes ending, a powerful, intimate theatrical experiece, a la Tennessee. Must see.

Don't see it if You don't want to be disturbed, upset. You're a bit prudish.

Intense, Slow, Loud, Awkward
September 2nd, 2018

See it if Can't think of why. Weak Strindberg, not saved by the direction and acting. LOTS OF YELLING, for emphasis. Not one credible moment.

Don't see it if you possibly can.

Brilliant, Huge, Powerful, Masterful, Confusing
September 1st, 2018

See it if Brilliantly directed, staged, acted. A must-see. Even odd "gender-neutral" casting decisions didn't diminish the better performances.

Don't see it if There's a reason Shakespeare's Histories aren't performed as often as his Tragedies and Comedies. You need a scorecard to follow the action

Well-written, Well-staged, Stylized, Simplistic
September 1st, 2018

See it if Think Chinese opera without music, focused on theme of honor, with some anachronistic language. A few very good performances.

Don't see it if you don't want to see a morality play, complete with overacting.

During previews
Private Peaceful
Midtown W
Relevant, Intense, Cliched, Well-acted
August 31st, 2018

See it if War is hell, don't you know, making victims of the innocent. Strong statement of the irrationality of it all, in a good solo performance.

Don't see it if Overly familiar for those who've seen or read Paths of Glory, The Good Soldier, Red Badge of Courage, etc.

Apes at Play
East Village
Clever, Ambitious, Confusing, Intelligent
August 31st, 2018

See it if Some good writing and acting saved the day. But trying to incorporate several viewpoints made it something of a structural mess.

Don't see it if You don't feel comfortable with experimental theater.

Incoherent, Unintelligible, Excruciating, Indulgent, Slow
August 26th, 2018

See it if If you like the trappings of theatre of the absurd, with no discernible point, multiple incomprehensible dialects, and uneven acting.

Don't see it if even if you have nothing else to do. Confusion reigns. At the end, audience members turned to each other and shrugged

Pleasant, Good singing, Unsurprising
August 19th, 2018

See it if Presumably a window into the changing role of women through pop music. Not convincing, but an excuse for a talented revue of famous tunes.

Don't see it if Perhaps unfair of me to score a Wed matinee musical review. Not my kind of thing, but some people seemed to enjoy it.

West Village
Relevant, Intelligent, Fine acting, Intense, Slow
August 12th, 2018

See it if Dystopian setting that hit many of today's hot buttons, with special focus on fundamentalist religion. Well-structured, linear storytelling

Don't see it if Don't, if social issues aren't your thing and, especially, if you are a defender of the faith.

Trainspotting Live
Midtown W
Frenzied, Incoherent, Ambitious, Raunchy, Worth seeing
August 8th, 2018

See it if You need noise, strobes, confusion, incoherence, sex, and scatology to prove (if you didn't know) that heroin addiction is not a great idea.

Don't see it if You dislike plays with incoherent dialect, yelling, nudity, and where you are splattered with (mock, I hope) bodily fluids and solids.

During previews
Less Than 50%
Midtown E
Clever, Inventive, Insightful, Multi-faceted, Funny
August 6th, 2018

See it if Inside an exceptionally bright, tortured, complex, funny man, driven by artistic ambition, destroying the love he so desperately needs.

Don't see it if You don't like or can't keep up with intense, convoluted, fast-paced, and not entirely linear storytelling.

During previews
Midtown W
Outspoken, Self-evident, Well-paced, Intense
August 6th, 2018

See it if the theme of single girl/married man promises any surprises for you. Seduced and abandoned. Men only want one thing (hint: it's sex)!

Don't see it if you're a bluenose, easily offended by sex talk from a woman who's been done wrong.