See it if you want to have a good laugh and want to be entertained. A Neil Diamond fan.
Don't see it if you are expecting a show with depth. Aren't from NY or you think that Seinfeld is stupid.
See it if You enjoy a FUN evening at the theatre. If you enjoy a show with LGBT+ themes. If you are a theatre geek. If you want a great show.
Don't see it if you have no sense of humor. If you are from Indiana and LGBT+ subject manner upsets you. You found NO humor in the Drowsy Chaperone.
See it if You love Fiddler, you've seen Fiddler before, you've never seen Fiddler. Want to see quality, imaginative emotional theatre, top notch.
Don't see it if You have no heart or soul.
See it if You enjoyed the animated film. Want a romantic old-fashioned adventure with a fulfilling emotional arc.
Don't see it if You like your history accurately portrayed. You are such a fan of the film that changes will bother you. You have no soul.
See it if you want to see what all of the buzz is about, if you are a teen with a lot of disposable income.
Don't see it if you want a genuine portrayal of someone suffering from social anxiety.
See it if you enjoy Borcht Belt humor, don;t mind a stylistic mish-mosh. Enjoy a quality production of less than stellar material.
Don't see it if Stereotypes, sloppy lyrics or muddled plot offend you,
See it if you are a dyed in the wool Gurney fan. Over 50 and yearn for a lost love. You long for a period play that appears to be contemporary.
Don't see it if you want a clear conclusion. you want clearly drawn characters.
See it if You want to see Hayley Mills. If you want to see a modern Irish comedy. You want a light evening
Don't see it if You are looking for something deeper and more profound, or with consistent character creation.
See it if you want a traditional show pretending to be edgy. You want to see Haley Kilgore, Alex Newell and Lea Salonga's powerhouse performances.
Don't see it if you have strong opinions about the original production.
See it if You go to the theatre for pure entertainment, want to smile until your face hurts or are a fan of Spongebob
Don't see it if you are looking for serious, thought-provoking adult theatre.
See it if you want to be moved by an evening in the theatre. You want to be assured of the humanity of others.
Don't see it if you want a big splashy traditional musical. You have no heart.
See it if You want to see another attempt to make this troubled show work. You fell in love with the OBC recording and have to see it on stage.
Don't see it if you expect polish. You want a coherent book show.
See it if you appreciate Stoppard. You want to be intellectually stimulated as well as entertained.
Don't see it if you are easily distracted. Wordy plays bore you. You prefer linear plot.
See it if you enjoy the work of the Neo-Futurists. You are looking for a very different evening of theatre. Style is more importance than substance.
Don't see it if you are looking for a traditional play or illusionistic acting. Don't like actors breaking the fourth wall.
See it if You are a fan of the animated film. Just want a good time in the theater. Are introducing young ones to Broadway musicals.
Don't see it if Disney on a Broadway stage infuriates you. You are a theatrical snob, You don't want to see young theater-goers eyes light up with delight.
See it if you have never seen a production of this play. You want to see some truly inspired performances. You have the time to commit.
Don't see it if You can't sit through almost 8 hours of play. You have fond memories of another production.
See it if you are LGBT or an ally, but don't want a deep evening in the theatre. Want a feel-good, splashy show. Fan of Cyndi Lauper.
Don't see it if you are close-minded, offended by drag performers.
See it if you are a gamer, under 35, (over 35), and are looking for a new imaginative play, and enjoy the mildly absurd.
Don't see it if you don't like dinosaurs, don't want to use your brain or demand literal representations on stage.
See it if you are looking for a small intimate unusual musical about true human emotion. If you are looking for a truly unique theatrical score.
Don't see it if you are looking for over the top spectacle and tradition big Broadway-style song and dance numbers.