Haynes

The Bronx | 50-64 | Male
About:  Avid Theatre Goer
Reviews (138)
92
Absorbing, Entertaining, Great staging, Great score

See it if You Love Fiddler and Danny Bernstein - the dream sequence even in this scaled down version is amazing

Don't see it if chauvinist and don't like long musicals

78
Clever, Funny, Entertaining

See it if You like Steven Pasquale

Don't see it if You want structure and serious

85
Absorbing, Profound, Thought-provoking

See it if you are ready to learn some history (ok it's not Hamilton) and enJOY fine acting

Don't see it if racist

85
Therese Raquin
Midtown W
Entertaining, Slow, Well acted, Intense

See it if you have patience and can wait 4 the pay-off - the acting is phenomenal however Ms Knightley's character is mostly mute for the first 1/2hr

Don't see it if you need fireworks throughout

95
The Gin Game
Midtown W
Funny, Great acting, Masterful, Suprising

See it if you are ready for a Master Class in acting from a 90 years young and her 84 years young counterpart

Don't see it if you're not ready to see older people as people and no just cute - yes there is cursing

90
Ripcord
Midtown W
Funny, Entertaining, Clever, Original, Hilarious

See it if you love a good practical joke, and brilliant acting

Don't see it if don't like surprises

79
Dames at Sea
Midtown W
Entertaining, Fab dancing

See it if like tap dancing

Don't see it if you're looking for special effects

100
Hamilton (NYC)
Midtown W
Clever, Entertaining, Masterful, Must see, Out performs the hype

See it if you alive - this is the Next Big Thing - NOW! You've heard it all, from everyone - Just get tkts and be amazed - Brava Lin-Manuel Miranda

Don't see it if your dead

79
Entertaining, Great staging, Money well spent

See it if You like spectacle - none of the music is memorable - money well spent on the staging which is pretty and entertaining

Don't see it if you want any color on the stage

90
During previews
Old Times
Midtown W
Absorbing, Dizzying, Great staging, Intelligent, Intense

See it if you love Pinter and ready so see 3 incredible actors on an imaginative set

Don't see it if like a str8 forward story

50
During previews
Fool For Love
Midtown W
Ambitious, Indulgent, Great acting

See it if you love Sam Shepard - want to see great acting

Don't see it if wanna feel the story - care about the action on the stage

90
Wicked (NYC)
Midtown W
Delightful, Enchanting, Tony award winning blockbuster

See it if Love the Wizard of Oz - have a feminist soul

Don't see it if lots of scenery & costume changes

96
Clever, Groundbreaking, Historic tony® award-winning, Relevant, Joyous

See it if ready for a FUN nite at the theatre

Don't see it if close minded and conservative

85
Avenue Q (NYC)
Midtown W
Clever, Funny, Raunchy, Newyorkstory, Tony award-winning

See it if you like a little innovation and off-color in your musicals

Don't see it if afraid of puppets - hate the muppets

90
Absorbing, Ambitious, Funny, Intelligent, Thought-provoking

See it if ready to see 6 actors play over 20 roles

Don't see it if cynical

95
During previews
Absorbing, Clever, Riveting, Electrifying, Extraordinarily creative

See it if didn't like the original

Don't see it if overly conservative

96
Delightful, Must see, Visionary, Breathtaking spectacle

See it if like Disney & inventive visuals

Don't see it if dead - everyone LOVES The Lion King

79
Delightful, Great staging, Wonderfulchoreography

See it if you like George and Ira Gershwin musicals

Don't see it if only like rock music

95
Edgy, Relevant, Heartbreaker, Intelligent, Wonderfulmusic

See it if you like good stories told through music

Don't see it if your closed minded and bigoted

89
Entertaining, Amazing voices, Scaled down staging

See it if you like Gospel music and like he movie - this scaled down staging allows all the beautiful voices to shine

Don't see it if you LOVED the original and are expecting a literal revival

80
For a previous production
Enchanting, Entertaining, Sexy, Burlesque, Different

See it if you like lip-syncing and Opera, Drag shows and Go-Go Boys

Don't see it if conservative

85
Enchanting, Entertaining, Original, Operatic, Gloriously african folk tale

See it if you like innovative theatre and opera - not sure all kids will be able to understand - however the music, dancing & staging are engaging

Don't see it if expecting the Lion King and don't know the story behind the Shakespeare play

79
Sylvia
Midtown W
Funny, Clever, Intelligent

See it if you love dogs and dog people - like great acting

Don't see it if you are expecting Matthew Broderick 2 act - the rest of the cast is amazing and make the show

79
During previews
Dada Woof Papa Hot
Upper W Side
Entertaining, Disappointing, Indulgent

See it if your white

Don't see it if LGBT or STR8 person of color that can't deal with hetro-normative White Gay men

95
For a previous production
Eclipsed
Midtown W
Edgy, Thought-provoking, Riveting, Absorbing, Intense

See it if you like political dramas that are heart wrenching , filled with laughter and thought provoking

Don't see it if suffer from PTSD

80
Clever, Soulful, Ole skool

See it if you like girl groups and soul music

Don't see it if expecting Diana Ross and the Supremes

90
Absorbing, Masterful, All about the performances

See it if You love the music - scaled down - this production is all about the performances not the staging

Don't see it if you don't like the score and want spectacle

90
Delightful, Entertaining, Great staging, Surprising

See it if Love Carol King's music - and even if you don't I think you'll be surprised by ALL the music you might not know she had written

Don't see it if if you don't like old fashion musicals

60
Funny, Fluffy

See it if you a STR8 woman that hangs with the gays

Don't see it if your a homophobe - gay guy looking for a fun nite out

95
Aladdin (Broadway)
Midtown W
Enchanting, Dizzying, Must see, Tout de force tony award winning

See it if you are ready to see Disney do Bway and James Monroe Inglehart's incredible performance

Don't see it if A Humbug that does do JOY

88
Something Rotten!
Midtown W
Clever, Hilarious

See it if You love Bway musicals and spoofs

Don't see it if you hate spoofs and have a dry sense of humor

80
Clever, Hilarious, Quirky, Tony® award-winning musical

See it if Like Jeffery Mays (he plays 8 whiplash-inducing roles)

Don't see it if you want Rogers and Hammerstein

50
Matilda
Midtown W
Disappointing

See it if your a tourist and have nothing else to do that night

Don't see it if expect to understand the actors on stage

97
Ambitious, Intelligent, Thought-provoking, Imaginatively staged, Inventive

See it if Like Math and great innovative scenery

Don't see it if blind

85
Queen of the Night
Midtown W
Clever, Entertaining, Nightlife circus, Immersive experience, Culinary & cocktail delights

See it if You like good Food and are adventurous

Don't see it if boring

95
Reworkedclassic, Great staging, Beautifulcostumes, Thought-provoking, Romantic

See it if you love/like Rodgers & Hammerstein's music

Don't see it if bore easily it is a 3 hr show

79
Hand to God
Midtown W
Clever, Original, Quirky

See it if you like theatre and ready to just enJOY the experience

Don't see it if very religious

91
Clever, Edgy, Quirky, Raunchy, Original

See it if you like south park humor

Don't see it if offended easily