Jessie Jaimes

Massapequa Park | 18-24 | Female
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Reviews (33)
Preview pw1
100
Great writing, Great acting, Great singing, Edgy, Funny

See it if you enjoy the original storyline of Pretty Woman, don't mind a bit of raunchy humor, and like romantic comedies.

Don't see it if you want something super family-friendly or are not one for romances. TW: There's a brief scene depicting the lead-up to sexual violence

Preview drunk shakespeare
100
Raunchy, Quirky, Hilarious, Funny, Clever

See it if you enjoy Shakespeare or drunken shenanigans. It's a fun night filled with unpredictable hilarity and booze - a must see!

Don't see it if you prefer serious performances, elaborate costumes, and fancy sets. Avoid completely if you don't like being a part of the show.

Also Went for my 21st birthday, and it was definitely a memorable night!

Preview dear evan hansen1
100
Intense, Relevant, Resonant, Great acting, Absorbing

See it if you want to see an extremely relatable and emotional show that will hit home.

Don't see it if you cannot handle the topic of teen suicide.

Also I saw this production with the role of Connor Murphy played by Ben Lev... Read more Read less

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100
During previews
Nostalgic, Great acting, Hilarious, Great staging, Great singing

See it if you are a fan of the original movie, like raunchy humor, or want to see something funny with an uplifting ending.

Don't see it if if you want to see something complex and subtle, or you are put off by sexual humor or stereotype jokes.

Also I saw this production with the role of Janis Sarkisian played by Tee B... Read more Read less

Preview anastasia1
100
Must see, Great staging, Great singing, Entertaining, Ambitious

See it if you like historical fiction, enjoy grand scenes and elaborate costumes, and enjoy romance.

Don't see it if you would like to see a show grounded in historical fact, or prefer physical setpieces as most of the sets are on screens.

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100
Great singing, Hilarious, Great staging, Funny, Entertaining

See it if you like elaborate sets, rock music, child actors, and the original School of Rock movie.

Don't see it if you don't like child actors, you want a deep and thought-provoking script, or don't enjoy rock music.

Also All of the children play their own instruments and absolutely OWN them... Read more Read less

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100
Great writing, Clever, Funny, Quirky, Thought-provoking

See it if you enjoyed Henrik Ibsen's classic, have strong feminist opinions, or like updated takes on old works.

Don't see it if you want an extravagant performance, elaborate sets, or an easygoing theatre experience.

Preview htbs showscore
85
Slow, Thought-provoking, Relevant, Intense, Entertaining

See it if you enjoy shows that hit close to home, use simple sets and actors filling more than one role, local theatre, or slower paced shows.

Don't see it if you cannot handle topics such as mental illness or self harm, like grand productions, or want something fast-paced.

Preview charlie
95
During previews
Quirky, Hilarious, Great acting, Entertaining, Enchanting

See it if you are a fan of Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, enjoy pop culture references, or are looking for a modern twist.

Don't see it if you are looking for a 1 to 1 adaptation of the book/film or do not enjoy pop culture references in revivals of classic works.

Preview jersey
95
For a previous production
Entertaining, Absorbing, Great writing, Great staging, Great singing

See it if you love music from the 60's/70's, enjoy shows based on a true story, and don't mind monologues or simple sets.

Don't see it if you are not a fan of older music, do not like true-event-style shows, can't sit through monologues, or want to be wowed by elaborate sets.

Preview gentlemans guide to love and murder
100
Must see, Original, Hilarious, Great acting, Clever

See it if You would want to see a musical comedy about murder. Also, you must enjoy a small cast, where one actor is cast in SEVERAL main roles.

Don't see it if You want a hugely deep plot. It is about a man killing relatives to become rich, and there's a love triangle as well. More comedy than plot.

Preview noisesoff
100
Quirky, Hilarious, Great writing, Great acting, Clever

See it if You enjoy comedic plays. This is a behind-the-scenes view, so it is especially hilarious to anyone who has ever worked a show before.

Don't see it if You are not a fan of a ton of dialogue. The backstage acts are sort-of quiet as there is a "show" on. Much of the humor is visually based.

Preview matilda1802
100
Original, Masterful, Funny, Entertaining, Enchanting

See it if You love the original book/film of Matilda. The show is an outstanding reproduction. You must not mind children actors, as there are many.

Don't see it if You do not like child actors. If you're not a fan of over-the-top characters, it can be overwhelming.

Preview fiddlerlogo
87
Must see, Profound, Great acting, Enchanting, Ambitious

See it if You enjoy period pieces. The scenes are beautifully reconstructed and the actors, sets, and costumes do the film justice.

Don't see it if You want a happy ending, as this show has a serious close. If you are a fan of Topol, you will be disappointed with the voice of Tevye.

Preview les miserables
90
Profound, Intense, Masterful, Great acting, Ambitious

See it if You are a fan of opera-style musicals with little to no dialogue, great costumes, and amazing voices.

Don't see it if You do not enjoy long scenes and long musical numbers. Dancing is minimal, so do not go to see an extravagant number.

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90
Quirky, Raunchy, Original, Hilarious, Great writing

See it if You are a fan of inappropriate humor. Fans of South Park will definitely enjoy. If you enjoy catchy songs, these will catch your attention!

Don't see it if You do not like a constant barrage of innuendos, racist jokes, and religious commentary.

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100
Entertaining, Masterful, Quirky, Delightful, Funny

See it if You're a fan of The Wizard of Oz, you enjoy beautiful musical theater, or you just want to have a great time. Perfect for all audiences!

Don't see it if You aren't a fan of flashy musicals. The visuals can be a lot to take in if you prefer simpler staging.

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85
Great writing, Great staging, Great singing, Enchanting, Absorbing

See it if you enjoy creative sets and costumes as well as the retelling of folklore.

Don't see it if you want elaborate sets or costumes. Also if you are not a fan of love stories.

Preview angels
100
Riveting, Profound, Great acting, Entertaining, Absorbing

See it if you enjoy creative sets and costumes, like intense acting, or want to see a show with themes that still resonate with the audience today

Don't see it if you cannot handle discussions of sex, sexuality, terminal illness, or death.

Also I saw both Part 1 (1:00 p.m.) and Part 2 (7:00 p.m.) on the same day.

Preview spongebob
100
Nostalgic, Great singing, Great staging, Entertaining, Clever

See it if you enjoyed the original TV show, enjoy flashy sets and costumes, or want to enjoy laugh-filled, family-friendly entertainment.

Don't see it if you want a more serious theatre experience.

Also I saw this production with the roles usually played by Brandon Espinoz... Read more Read less

Preview chicago1
95
Great acting, Great staging, Great writing, Great singing, Clever

See it if you prefer story over flashy visuals, enjoy seeing the band on stage, and like "classic showtunes".

Don't see it if you would like to see something visually dazzling or don't enjoy mentions of violence.

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75
Raunchy, Quirky, Hilarious, Funny, Clever

See it if you want a good laugh about relationship drama and married life.

Don't see it if you enjoy linear plotlines, deep plots, and complex humor.

Preview com from away
100
Resonant, Intense, Great singing, Great acting, Absorbing

See it if you are interested in true accounts/historical pieces, enjoy ensemble soundtracks, and like actors playing multiple roles.

Don't see it if you want elaborate sets and costumes, prefer solos over ensembles, like actors playing one role only, or don't like historical accounts.

Preview kinkybootsnew180
100
Must see, Great staging, Great writing, Great singing, Entertaining

See it if you enjoy smashing gender stereotypes, catchy Cyndi Lauper music, and shows that get the audience amped up.

Don't see it if you don't like shows that explore drag and the LGBT+ community or painfully fake British accents.

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100
Thought-provoking, Intense, Ambitious, Clever, Absorbing

See it if you enjoy performances that push you to your limits and make you think. These performances get pretty personal, and you WILL be changed.

Don't see it if you don't enjoy personal monologue or political satire with a liberal humor. Also if you don't like audience participation.

Preview bronx tale1
100
Entertaining, Funny, Great staging, Must see, Great singing

See it if you like synchronized choreography, catchy music, adult humor, love stories, or mob stories.

Don't see it if you do not enjoy child actors, are not interested in mob or interracial love stories, or are looking for child-friendly humor.

Preview paramour1
80
Ambitious, Entertaining, Great staging, Great singing, Romantic

See it if you enjoy circus acrobats and traditional musical theater. If you are a romantic, you would love this show. Voices and stunts were great!

Don't see it if you want a traditional Cirque show. The show is in English, has lots of singing and dialogue, and stunts are mostly background.

Preview hedwig taye diggs
100
Raunchy, Intense, Great acting, Edgy, Entertaining

See it if You have an open mind toward the LGBTQ+ community, you like seeing a one-man-show, and want to hear a life-story narrative.

Don't see it if You are not open to LGBTQ+, want a large cast, do not like rock and roll, and do not like sex jokes.

Preview tmlmtbgb
100
Original, Intelligent, Entertaining, Clever, Ambitious

See it if You enjoy a show that will make you think. Audience participation is recommended. Unexpected outcomes. Ever-changing shows. FREE PIZZA!

Don't see it if You do not like political statements or plays that make you uncomfortable. This show can and WILL push you outside your comfort zone. A lot.

Preview aldn1
90
Quirky, Epic, Funny, Delightful, Ambitious

See it if You are a fan of Disney productions, like extravagant sets, want to see acrobatics, and love showstopper numbers.

Don't see it if You are not a fan of Disney musicals. It is packed with classic Disney humor. Also, do not see if you're not invested in romances.

Preview phantom
100
Great acting, Must see, Masterful, Exquisite, Entertaining

See it if You enjoy grand sets and costumes, action, suspense, and romance. If you enjoy theatrical singing of operatic songs this is the show for you

Don't see it if You do not like operatic music, romance, or very theatrical scenes.

Preview rotten 2
100
Original, Quirky, Must see, Hilarious, Clever

See it if You enjoy beautiful costumes, amazing voices, and lots of Shakespeare puns! Great for all ages, like a toned-down Book of Mormon.

Don't see it if You are not a fan of Shakespeare. Although the show is still quite funny, most of the best jokes revolve around Shakespeare references.

Preview tlk 180x270
100
Entertaining, Great staging, Great acting, Must see, Delightful

See it if You enjoy elaborate sets and costumes, and dancing. Great for kids! If Disney musicals are your thing, this is a must-see!

Don't see it if You are a fan of simpler staging in shows. Also, if you do not enjoy Disney, this is not the show for you.