Jordan Schneider

New York City | 25-34 | Male

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Reviews (12)
28
Banal, Excruciating, Disappointing

See it if You really like virtue-signaling...enjoy being part of a creepy crowd watching a mediocre moth episode+Bernie rally.

Don't see it if The above doesn’t appeal to you

60
The War Boys
Soho/Tribeca
Banal, Ambitious, Disappointing, Dated, Intense

See it if you like muscles want to see miscast actors really trying to make it work

Don't see it if you like good scripts

100
For a previous production
The Wolves
Upper W Side
Absorbing, Clever, Great acting, Refreshing, Quirky

See it if oh man--great acting and character development, sparkly writing, just tight and strong throughout

Don't see it if chairs a little uncomfortable...? that's all i got

83
1599 Project
Brooklyn
Ambitious, Epic,, Thought-provoking, Great staging, Great writing

See it if sportscenter shakespeare. cool to see a highlight reel of some of the most incredible scenes and monologues ever written in english

Don't see it if you don't have 4 hours to spare.

27
During previews
Paramour
Midtown W
Banal, Cliched, Confusing, Excruciating, Dizzying

See it if You want some half decent acrobatics. Parkour trampoline stuff at the end strong

Don't see it if They rhymed angle with triangle in a chorus. Leading man missed lots of notes. Dumb plot bad music

21
Something Rotten!
Midtown W
Banal, Cliched, Excruciating

See it if you're a tourist who thinks they're too cool for musicals that take themselves at all seriously you like reasonably offensive dick jokes

Don't see it if homophobia and misogyny upset you you like things to be mildly clever you want to hear interesting music and an engaging plot

100
Clever, Entertaining, Enchanting, Absorbing, Ambitious

See it if You like Shakespeare. And art in general

Don't see it if You're over Ceasar

97
Cry Havoc!
West Village
Clever, Absorbing, Entertaining, Exquisite, Funny

See it if Fantastic acting, well directed, leaves you thinking

Don't see it if You want something easygoing and uneventful

97
No Exit
Soho/Tribeca
Absorbing, Enchanting, Ambitious, Resonant, Refreshing

See it if you want to hear beautiful voices feet away from you resonate like they never will at the met (bc so close) stron acting esp. from Inez

Don't see it if you hate pretty opera voices (only 15 min of singing at the beginning though)

95
The School for Scandal
West Village
Clever, Funny, Relevant, Must see, Hilarious

See it if You wanna laugh a lot and get amused by how different/the same gossip was 300 yes ago You wanna see what ppl actually cared about in 1777

Don't see it if You need every theater experience to be super serious

72
Women Without Men
Midtown W
Slow, Unengaging, Well acted, Intimate, Relevant

See it if strong, nuanced acting all-female cast is refreshing as well

Don't see it if when plays aren't played in 80 years sometimes it's for a reason. actors executed it well but source material not quite there.

96
During previews
New York Animals
West Village
Absorbing, Ambitious, Fantastic staging

See it if you're interested in watching actors' creative juices flow and act really, really well

Don't see it if you want to see something you've already seen