Kristen Ivy Haynes

The Bronx | 18-24 | Female
About:  Aspiring actor and long time theater lover. My life is a musical.
Reviews (16)
90
Waitress (NYC)
Midtown W
Absorbing, Great acting, Delightful, Refreshing

See it if you love shows that empower women. Jessie Mueller is incredible.

Don't see it if honestly no idea

91
Entertaining, Funny, Great acting, Hilarious, Great singing

See it if you love fantastic voices and a beautiful love story. Wonderfully cast. Every actor is phenomenal.

Don't see it if you aren't a fan of romance cliches. Some if the main plot was a but predictable, but there are some twists and turns!!

100
Entertaining, Funny, Must see, Profound, Great writing

See it if you love edgy rock musicals

Don't see it if ... i mean? there were bright lights but...?? its perfect so...

95
Ambitious, Beautiful, Profound, Exciting, Exquisite

See it if you are a fan of the music of the show. Also, amazing harmonies. AND the deaf and hearing actors work together perfectly. It works so well.

Don't see it if have trouble following subtitles. Some lines are done just in sign because it is done so some of the characters r deaf, not just the actors

73
Disappointing, Romantic

See it if you are an Andrew Lloyd Webber fan. Also, if you are a big fan of romance. Jane Austen fans prob like Phantom.

Don't see it if don't like cheesy romance. I'm not a fan of the Phantom as a character. Many Phantom fans think hes sexy. He's creepy. ALW has done better.

69
Stomp
East Village
Entertaining, Cool, Boring, Interesting

See it if you like noise. And percussion. It was kinda cool.

Don't see it if you get headaches easily. It's just a lot of people banging on things. I don't get the hullabaloo. It was cool for 20 minutes. I got bored.

90
Ambitious, Funny, Entertaining, Clever, Original

See it if you love a good laugh. Great musical comedy.

Don't see it if if you get offended easily. A few gay jokes and penis jokes (not terribly offensive though).

88
Chicago (NYC)
Midtown W
Entertaining, Raunchy, Funny, Great writing, Fun

See it if you are a fan of amazing dancing and timeless music. It's great fun.

Don't see it if you want to see something new. The thing about this show is that it's good... but it's just been on bway too long and it isn't as fresh.

96
Great acting, Must see, Absorbing, Exquisite, Great singing

See it if you love great theater. This was one of the best things I've ever seen on Broadway.

Don't see it if honestly I have no clue why you wouldn't see it.

49
Trip of Love
Midtown W
Disappointing, Confusing, Great dancing, Banal

See it if you like 60s music and good dancing. The performers had a lot of talent.

Don't see it if you want a real storyline. The songs they chose had nothing to do with the "story" they tried to tell. It made no sense. Unorginal.

78
Funny, Cliched, Entertaining

See it if you like a typical black comedy and AMAZING singers (my cousin is in this as well btw)

Don't see it if you think Tyler Perry's writing is cliche. It is pretty much the same thing as every other thing he's written in all honesty.

87
Entertaining, Delightful, Great acting, Romantic, Fun

See it if you love rap, dance, and having fun. I loved this production. It is one of my fave musicals. This cast is so great. I loved the Usnavi.

Don't see it if you don't like rap and if you prefer classic musicals. It's very contemporary and new.

82
Entertaining, Great acting, Great music

See it if you love great talent. The singing is great. Esp Chris McCarrell and Ramin Karimloo. Alfie Boe (new valjean) is also impeccable.

Don't see it if you already have a favorite version of Les Mis. It falls short of other versions I've seen and I can't help but compare.

95
Entertaining, Must see, Original, Hilarious

See it if you love comedy. This is one of my favorite shows. The music is catchy. There is just something so entertaining about dancing mormons!

Don't see it if you get offended easily.

93
Avenue Q (NYC)
Midtown W
Funny, Hilarious, Great writing, Clever, Raunchy

See it if you love to laugh. I almost peed my pants no joke. Also, great puppeteering!! Great, raunchy, real comedy.

Don't see it if you get offended easily. IT IS FAR FROM P.C.!!

100
Enchanting, Masterful, Exquisite, Entertaining, Refreshing

See it if you love Disney and beautiful stories. This show is so important to me. It's the most beautiful show on Broadway. Nothing can beat it.

Don't see it if you don't like Disney.