See it if you have a heart and/or a soul.
Don't see it if you are a soul less lump.
See it if you understand the darkness that lives inside the original story and you can appreciate the original music with a modern arrangement.
Don't see it if you cannot handle seeing the truth on stage and you want a happy ending.
See it if you love a jukebox musical with a good book.
Don't see it if you hate jukebox musicals.
See it if you love Harry Potter and MAGIC!!
Don't see it if you can't sit still for a long time.
See it if you love dick and fart jokes.
Don't see it if you hate dick and fart jokes.
See it if you love beauty and truth in theatre.
Don't see it if you are a stick in the mud.
See it if you got the beat!
Don't see it if you are really just a cool jerk.
See it if you like family dramas that deal with trauma and abuse. Also if you love GAY LOVE!!
Don't see it if you are not okay with graphic depictions and descriptions of child abuse on stage. Also if you hate GAY LOVE!!
See it if You have the heart of a child and you love good theatre.
Don't see it if you want to go in the chokey!
See it if you have intelligent children.
Don't see it if you are not an intelligent child.
See it if You are a human person
Don't see it if You hate good theatre
See it if You want to feel good about humanity.
Don't see it if you are easily triggered by the mention of the events of 9/11.
See it if you like classic comedy, magic, and schtick.
Don't see it if have no sense of humor.
See it if you love all beautiful things.
Don't see it if you are not interested in classic musical theatre at its finest.
See it if you brought a box of tissues.
Don't see it if you can't handle unique and interesting stories on the musical stage.
See it if you love bubbles and MAGIC! and BUBBLES!
Don't see it if you are a bubble-hating monster!
See it if you have a child who is REALLY into pirates.
Don't see it if you don't want to see singing pirates.
See it if you LOVE love.
Don't see it if you have a cold robot heart.
See it if you have a brain, a heart, and courage.
Don't see it if you just wanna go home.
See it if you enjoy innovative theatrical experiences.
Don't see it if you hate thinking for yourself.
See it if you enjoy quirky funny puppets and clever story and lyrics.
Don't see it if you need to hold onto traditional theatrical tropes.
See it if You love the movie and you love Tim Minchin, Andy Karl and a charming cast!
Don't see it if You don't like musicals made from movies.
See it if you love to hear travel stories.
Don't see it if you want something deeper from the story than a guy who likes to travel.
See it if you love Arthur Miller and classic modern drama done classically.
Don't see it if you want to see something fresh and interesting from this piece.
See it if you want a fresh, modern look at an old story.
Don't see it if you hate Shakespeare and/or modern adaptations of Shakespeare.
See it if you have no qualms with the transphobia and misogyny that is inherent in the very premise of the show in spite of "good craft" or intention.
Don't see it if you don't enjoy transphobic and misogynist premises.
See it if you think to yourself "you know what history needs? more hip-hop!"
Don't see it if you are a grumpy guss who hates a good romp through history.
See it if you love creative and immersive theatre
Don't see it if you're a boring potato.
See it if You are a fan of Eve Ensler and vagina-centric theatre.
Don't see it if You have more than a binary and genitalia-driven view of gender.
See it if You want to grow as an artist and consumer of quality theatre. The foley artistry alone is worth it. The entire production is awe-inspiring!
Don't see it if you hate elephants.
See it if you love follies!
Don't see it if you don't like to feel things in the theatre
See it if You read War and Peace.
Don't see it if You want to understand what is happening.
See it if You love amazing new musical theatre!
Don't see it if you think Ben Brantley's opinion of anything matters.
See it if you enjoy Greek classics and how they still f*ing apply to our times.
Don't see it if you have a stick up your butt about modern adaptations of ancient works.
See it if you love classic musicals in a modern age.
Don't see it if you hate people dancing with bottles on their heads!
See it if you want to see a master entertainer show you HOW IT IS DONE! You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll help create the show!
Don't see it if you have a heart of stone and don't care about important things like art and feelings.
See it if you have a child who loves princesses.
Don't see it if you want more from a children's musical. C'mon people!
See it if you like to see boys' dingdongs.
Don't see it if you expect more than seeing boys' dingdongs.
See it if you LOVE the 80s!
Don't see it if you don't love the 80s.
See it if you love South Park and that style of humor.
Don't see it if you take yourself seriously.
See it if you love puppets having sex on stage.
Don't see it if you hate puppets having sex on stage.
See it if You love CATS or you love to hate CATS
Don't see it if you hate CATS