Theatre Maker

See it if You enjoy paying attention to the space between

Don't see it if you want a typical play

See it if You enjoy good music and existentialism

Don't see it if You want a traditional show

See it if You enjoy unnecessary bench choreography

Don't see it if You hate bad theatre that relies on the subject matter to get applause.

See it if You love erotic theatre.

Don't see it if You are a prude.

See it if You want to eventually cry.

Don't see it if You are homophobic... or rather see it and stop being a bigot

See it if You wanna see singing bland.

Don't see it if You want a full night if theatre

See it if you want to laugh, then cry.

Don't see it if You don't want to feel.

Also You will wander home feeling so shook and weighted, emptied but filled -- grateful that art exists because what else can we do but turn shit into fertilizer.... Read more Read less

See it if You get cheap tix

Don't see it if You are a PC warrior or are looking for profound theatre

See it if You want to see great writing and live animals on stage

Don't see it if You don't enjoy long Irish plays

Also It's great writing but it's not actually a good play. Entire characters could be cut and wouldn't effect the play. That being said... It's great. Worth seeing.... Read more Read less

See it if You like dream like plays in a great space

Don't see it if You need realism or unambiguous storytelling

See it if You want to blend the fables of the past with contemporary issues.

Don't see it if You need white wash theatre or are looking for cookie cutter begining middle end.

See it if You want to learn the very basics of brain science

Don't see it if you want to see a fully formed dramatic play that might lead to katharisi

See it if You love a good story, catchy songs and poking fun at religion.

Don't see it if You don't like cursing.

See it if You still can.

Don't see it if You are not ready to evolve.

See it if You want an adventure and live snooping.

Don't see it if You don't have good mobility or are wearing uncomfortable shoes.

See it if You know someone in the cast

Don't see it if You want to see a good show.

See it if You enjoy minimalist and symbolic theatre

Don't see it if You want to see something big or upbeat

See it if You enjoy non-intermissioned, easy show to watch.

Don't see it if You are looking for anything big or leading to a clear climax.

See it if You want to have a meditative experience

Don't see it if You really want to see a traditional play

See it if You enjoy twenty minutes of story telling stretched out into two hours.

Don't see it if You don't have two hours

See it if You want a sexy, artsy evening.

Don't see it if You are a prude. Actually should see it if you are a prude. You need to.

See it if You are alive

Don't see it if You hate important theatre

See it if You like theatre that says nothing and fails to portray any believable human behavior

Don't see it if You want to see a fully formed play that communicates something.

Also It feels like a bunch of great jumping off points but nothing is actually worked through or developes. It feels self endulgent with no thought for the audiences experience. What was I supposed to take away from that aside from 'the actors sure do enjoy acting'. Plot was aborted, there was no story just backstory, and no relationship arcs. The world was unclear and underutilized. If one is going to make something that is more style than substance it better be great style. It was not.... Read more Read less

See it if You want to see naked men

Don't see it if You have to pay full price

See it if You want to hear a list of Glorias Accomplishments. or you have never heard of Gloria. You are a Junior High or High School Student

Don't see it if You want to see an actual play. You already know Gloria 101.

Also This should be touring in HS gyms. This is NOT a play. There is no story or plot. Its a reading of Glorias Wikipedia page. With a 20 talking circle at the end *eye roll*... Read more Read less

See it if you like shows that tackle deep subjects in a way that doesn't actually challenge you

Don't see it if you are gay and gunna get angry about straight people telling your stories.

See it if You want to understand the perspective of others.

Don't see it if You want a big flashy show

See it if You love Sam Shepherd, or Ethan Hawk or Paul Dani.

Don't see it if You need cutting edge theatre.

See it if You have a pulse.

Don't see it if You are not ready to evolve.

See it if You need help falling asleep.

Don't see it if You want to be entertained.