See it if If love plays. You are interested in art.
Don't see it if You have no interest in art or are looking for a " big Broadway show"
See it if You want to see what people are talking about
Don't see it if You can't sit in hard chairs with no support
See it if You enjoy opera
Don't see it if You want to see a big production.
See it if You would like to see what the first draft of a student play made up of writing assignments that never actually pays off.
Don't see it if You want to see a good play.
See it if You love 1776 the musical
Don't see it if You don't like classic musicals
See it if You want to watch a part of Theatre history.
Don't see it if You need a traditional storyline.
See it if You love opera
Don't see it if You don't like opera
See it if You want to see a classic
Don't see it if You are in the mood for fun musical
See it if You love great plays
Don't see it if You want a fluffy fun evening
See it if You can
Don't see it if You don't like Sondheim
See it if You want to be up to date on what is happening in the theater world and see a musical that tackles difficult personal identities and family
Don't see it if You want a traditional musical or are a peude
See it if You live the queering of Shakespeare
Don't see it if You want a big Broadway show
See it if You live classic musicals
Don't see it if You want powerhouse vocals
See it if We did this in under grad. So boring. So not worth it.
Don't see it if Don't. Just. Save you money.
See it if If you wanna have a good laugh and see great actors.
Don't see it if You don't like silliness.
See it if You want something visually stunning and creative.
Don't see it if You want to see a short play
See it if You want to see a great play.
Don't see it if You want a light comedy
See it if You liked The Pillowman
Don't see it if You don't like dark humor
Also It's Pillowman only different
See it if You want a safe approach to entitlement and generational differences among a group of friends
Don't see it if You don't enjoy gay culture
See it if You want to enjoy a still funny throwback.
Don't see it if You don't like Witty dialogue
See it if Love Sondheim or are questioning if you should get married
Don't see it if You don't like musicals
Also Lead actor choices were really odd. She was annoying to watch.
See it if You want a classy/naughty night out
Don't see it if You are a prude or do not enjoy burlesque
See it if You have nothing else to see
Don't see it if You want something new
See it if You love the music and want a big Broadway show.
Don't see it if You don't like the music
See it if You like small homey musicals about real events.
Don't see it if You want impressive sets, dancing, big musical numbers etc.
See it if You have nothing else to do and you have an interest in theatre that relies on its subject matter rather than its storytelling.
Don't see it if You want to see good theatre. You enjoy a cohesive plot.
See it if You love the Alanis Morissette and musicals that cut into intense issues.
Don't see it if You will be triggered by sexual assault, and addiction.
See it if You like poetry.
Don't see it if You want a traditional narrative plot
See it if You love the classic
Don't see it if You want to see something new or modern
See it if You want to see awesome puppetry.
Don't see it if You don't like musicals.
See it if You want to think more about your privilege.
Don't see it if You want to see a typical plot driven show.
See it if You can afford it.
Don't see it if You don't like theatre.
See it if You want that great Broadway experience
Don't see it if You hate musicals or the color green
See it if You love theatre.
Don't see it if You want a big Broadway performance.
See it if You want to see a fun musical with heart.
Don't see it if You hate musicals
See it if You enjoy paying attention to the space between
Don't see it if you want a typical play
See it if You know someone in the cast
Don't see it if You want to see a good show.
See it if You enjoy good music and existentialism
Don't see it if You want a traditional show
See it if You enjoy minimalist and symbolic theatre
Don't see it if You want to see something big or upbeat
See it if You enjoy unnecessary bench choreography
Don't see it if You hate bad theatre that relies on the subject matter to get applause.
See it if You enjoy non-intermissioned, easy show to watch.
Don't see it if You are looking for anything big or leading to a clear climax.
See it if You love erotic theatre.
Don't see it if You are a prude.
See it if You want to have a meditative experience
Don't see it if You really want to see a traditional play
See it if You want to eventually cry.
Don't see it if You are homophobic... or rather see it and stop being a bigot
See it if You enjoy twenty minutes of story telling stretched out into two hours.
Don't see it if You don't have two hours
See it if You wanna see singing bland.
Don't see it if You want a full night if theatre
See it if You want a sexy, artsy evening.
Don't see it if You are a prude. Actually should see it if you are a prude. You need to.