See it if You like Full House
Don't see it if you want to laugh. This show is not funny.
See it if You loved full house and have a gross sense of humor or for some reason love Perez Hilton.
Don't see it if You want to have a night worth while. There are much much better things to see in the city
See it if You'd like an edgy, vulgar, and darker version of the beloved sitcom. You will laugh, but after a while, it's gratuitious.
Don't see it if You have fond memories of the sitcom and expect more of the same. After a while, it becomes totally predictable.
See it if It's raining really, really hard and you have no place else where you can stay dry.
Don't see it if there is any other place you can possibly be. This is painful. For about five minutes we were hopeful, but those minutes were not together.
See it if you are a diehard fan of Full House and you enjoy raunchy parody. The writing is not amazing, but the actors seem to be enjoying the ride.
Don't see it if you have expectations of polished entertainment. More in line with an over-rehearsed amateur improv group. A drink (or several) will help.
See it if you want to see a sad attempt at comedy
Don't see it if you want to laugh
See it if You don't value your time.
Don't see it if You value your time--it's nothing like the TV show. Don't see it.
See it if you want to die.
Don't see it if you want to live