About the Show

Zak Zarafshan's high-camp comedy about whether anything is really “just about the children”.

When two 9-year-old boys kiss in the school playground, their parents are told to "do something about it" – but none of the adults are entirely sure what to do ...

Luckily, two guardians of the gays are sent to help, summoned to intervene only where strictly necessary… but where’s the fun in being an angel if you can’t cause a scene?!

Theatre503’s Artistic Director, Lisa Spirling, directs.

Critic Reviews (3)

"Zarafshan has bold talent and this debut is an exciting discovery."
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“This is an entertaining play which succeeds in the important business of celebrating everyone’s differences, whilst also acknowledging that sometimes all we really want is a night in with a bottle of Pinot Noir and possibly a kitchen island, if we’re lucky enough.”
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“Spirling’s staging is clean, and while pacing occasionally feels sluggish, the stylised moments brim with energy. And, overall, this is a commendable debut carried by an adept cast.”
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