The River

See it if This production shook me at my core. It touched something that I had deep inside for a very long time. Brilliant!

Don't see it if You have to welcome the story with an open mind and heart.

See it if You love plays

Don't see it if You don't understand English very well

See it if You enjoy thought provoking drama

Don't see it if You're looking for a light hearted show

See it if you like slow, smoldering mystery and feeling haunted afterward. Also, if you want to see Hugh Jackman gut a fish, cook it, and eat it.

Don't see it if you prefer action, fussier set design, neatly-packaged conclusions, or upbeat productions. If you don't want to think, go elsewhere.

See it if you love Hugh Jackman and looking for a more intimate play.

Don't see it if ...this play was a bit confusing.

See it if Hugh Jackman is a hunk who can act and will keep you glued to the stage. You'll be confused by the plot; who cares, there's Mr. Eye Candy!

Don't see it if If you are not a fan of Hugh Jackman, hate seeing a fish being dissected for 15 minutes, are confused by intelligent plot.

See it if you enjoy thought provoking drama

Don't see it if you don't enjoy really having to pay close attention to every moment of a show

See it if you like great acting and intense story, and of course, Hugh Jackman.

Don't see it if if you don't like thought provoking theatre.

See it if You'd enjoy a mysterious play about a man who seems to keep reliving his mistakes with women, with perhaps a more sinister interpretation.

Don't see it if You would be annoyed by a play that leaves you with many questions but few definite answers.

See it if You want to see Jackman on stage, no matter how weak the material.

Don't see it if You don't enjoy non-linear, weird plays.

See it if you value great acting above all else

Don't see it if you want better writing or a faster pace

See it if You want to see Hugh Jackman in person. The play was very cryptic and somewhat boring.

Don't see it if You don't like cryptic boring plays with spare sets.

See it if you are desperate to inhabit the same room as Hugh Jackman [guilty as charged]. also, Cush Jumbo is excellent.

Don't see it if you expect a play as complex and brilliant as Jerusalem. or don't want to see an intense 2- hander about RELATIONSHIPS

See it if unlike me, you can figure out what the hell this was about. The lead had to explain the show to me afterwards.

Don't see it if you'd be annoyed by a show that does a great job building suspense only to provide zero payoff at the end.

See it if For Hugh obviously, and bring your brain. You need to pay attention to when it jumps. Jez Butterworth doesn't let you rest. Fantastic set.

Don't see it if You don't want to pay attention and you need questions answered. Not a pretty wrapped up bow. Still worth it. If you can't handle flashbacks

See it if You'd like to see a well-staged and decently written new piece of theatre (as well as an A-list celeb).

Don't see it if You're looking for something life-changing. Butterworth's play is interesting but certainly won't go down as one of his best.

See it if Hugh Jackman is in it, or some other great actor who is pleasant to watch for 90+ minutes. Play has plenty of room for improvement.

Don't see it if you like explanations/mysteries answered.

See it if you're a fan of Hugh Jackman or Cush Jumbo

Don't see it if you want a bit more story and a bit less gimmick in your stageplay.

See it if you like Hugh Jackman, you're not particularly concerned with a show that has a meandering plot and a bizarre ending.

Don't see it if you like plays that want to leave you with a message/deeper meaning to actually have a message/deeper meaning

See it if You want to see Hugh Jackman up close and personal and you like Butterworth's writing.

Don't see it if You don't like "flashback" type productions.

See it if you enjoy existentialism and using your brain a lot throughout the show. Or if you want to see Hugh Jackman in a wet tee shirt.

Don't see it if you want to spend the entire show distracted by figuring it out.

See it if you love hugh jackman

Don't see it if you want a better show for 90 mins

See it if You want to see Hugh Jackman onstage and also see a new work of theatre.

Don't see it if You dislike slow plays.

See it if you just want to say you saw Hugh Jackman live.

Don't see it if you want to be able to make sense of the narrative you're witnessing

See it if you want to see Hugh Jackman's body.

Don't see it if you don't like Hugh Jackman. It's only reason you go to that kind of play. To see a big Hollywood Star in person.

Also The problem with "The River" is the script.
I didn't care about the play, I just wanted to see Hugh Jackman, and oh surprise: the stage was in a U-Shape and full of ladies.
it is a love story between three girls and a guy.
In one of the scenes, Hugh prepares a fish, and cooks it with onions, tomatoes. So all the theater could see his big arms, big body and voluptuous behind. A visual experience. This scene was long and lasted for a while. More obvious couldn't be. Once again, sometimes Hollywood actors they put more attention to be in Broadway than to chose a better script and play for them. The three actress were really a disappointment.... Read more Read less