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All The Fine Boys

Members say: Disappointing, Intense, Thought-provoking, Great acting, Edgy
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Members
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94 reviews
 

The New Group presents a coming-of-age drama about two teen girls' first experiments with the opposite sex. Starring Abigail Breslin ('Little Miss Sunshine,' 'Scream Queens') and Isabelle Fuhrman ('Masters of Sex.')

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Fourteen-year-old best friends Jenny and Emily are hungry for experience, and in suburban South Carolina in the late '80s, it's readily found with older boys. Emily chooses her senior crush from the high school play, and Jenny a man she’s seen at her family’s church. With parallel stories that take tricky and terrifying turns, 'All the Fine Boys' dives deep into the fascinations and complications of sexual awakening and the first painful gasps of adulthood.

 

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Reviews (122)

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52
Avg Score

45
The New York Times

"Ms. Breslin’s self-conscious, underdeveloped performance...At 20, she still comes across as older than her years, so casting her to portray a 14-year-old is a puzzling decision — one that knocks the production badly out of kilter. The cumulative impact of the play hinges on Jenny, so it is no small thing that she never seems real...The play is smarter and more deliberate on the page than it seems in this world-premiere production." Full Review

60
Theatermania

"Schmidt's contrivance leaves little doubt as to where we are headed. Luckily, she is skilled enough as a director to build ample tension in a play mostly lacking suspense. The result is an engrossing bit of sensationalism...This stellar cast is able to turn their broadly drawn characters into human beings...Unfortunately, Schmidt's treatment of these subjects feels as nourishing as the Pringles Jenny stuffs in her mouth...While it's fun and tasty, you know you'll be hungry again in an hour." Full Review

30
The Hollywood Reporter

“More exploitative than illuminating…Schmidt doesn’t do this play any favors with her sluggishly paced direction…From its trivial opening scene to its melodramatic conclusion, ‘All the Fine Boys’ feels shallow and superficial. What seems clearly intended to be a haunting examination of lost innocence instead comes across like a cautionary made-for-television film from the '80s, the era in which the play is set.” Full Review

65
Time Out New York

"Schmidt's raw one-act drama juxtaposes the first sexual encounters of a pair of 14-year-old BFFs...While this is hardly virgin territory, there's a stinging authenticity to their awkward interactions that's alternately hilarious and horrifying...Organized into a series of two-person scenes, 'All the Fine Boys' falls into a predictable rhythm, though a few necessarily stomach-churning sequences jolt. You'll probably know where these ladies are headed long before they do." Full Review

45
New York Theater

"If 'All The Fine Boys' had just been the scenes between Emily and Adam, the play would have been a sweet, funny, awkward, well-observed coming-of-age tale. Adam, as portrayed by Wolff, is hilariously full of himself, but he also treats Emily with respect, and we see the two of them mature just in the short time frame of the play. But the scenes between Jenny and Joe wind up as a combination Lifetime movie cautionary tale, and campy Grand Guignol horror movie." Full Review

60
Lighting & Sound America

"Schmidt keeps both plotlines moving in tandem, but this parallel structure results in a distinctly unbalanced drama...One narrative feels honest; the other is hopelessly overwrought...Nevertheless, all four cast members expertly bring to life these two ill-fated courtships...The most interesting thing about 'All the Fine Boys' is that neither Jenny nor Emily is a victim, although things go very badly for at least one of them...Still, it often feels like two plays stitched together." Full Review

50
Theatre's Leiter Side

"The actors playing teenagers are all young adults, which makes them seem too old for their parts...Fuhrman and Breslin do a decent job at playing younger, but the obstacle remains...How Joseph could stay with the inane Abigail for five minutes much less several days is a major puzzlement. After all, we have no reason to believe he's a serial pedophile. This becomes harder to swallow as her childishness increases and he finds himself threatened by it." Full Review

45
Talkin' Broadway

"The point seems to be that, under the wrong circumstances, girls can grow up too fast—and too dangerously—but the scenario as constructed here stretches credulity past the breaking part, and doesn't engage our sympathy at all...Despite adroit isolated moments throughout, the play as a whole is richly unsatisfying; the men simply can't compete with the women, and are given far too many opportunities to prove it...'All the Fine Boys' is monochromatic at best." Full Review

25
Times Square Chronicles

"Schmidt's script is a mediocre mess. Everything falls flat in such a predictable way. Nothing is layered and everything that happens seems dishonest. Even the end just peters out. Youth, sex and angst have an electric energy to them; 'All the Fine Boys' does not. Ms. Schmidt also directs and is just as helpless there...Ms. Schmidt puts the awkward years into an awkward play instead of finding a voice in which to say something significant. What a waste." Full Review

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New York Daily News

"It’s the one where Little Miss Sunshine loses her virginity while eating a slice of pizza. If this contrived play, written and directed by Erica Schmidt and presented by the New Group, is remembered for anything, it’ll be that creepy doozy of a scene. That’s not nothing, but still...Like the script, the acting rarely rings true in a work that can’t pick a point of view—satire, dark comedy, cautionary drama, Lifetime tale? Who knows." Full Review

45
CurtainUp

"All four actors give solid performances...Unfortunately Erica Schmidt also wastes the potential to make 'All the Fine Boys' a compelling modern 'American Tragedy.' Instead the situations she has put her characters in are way too predictably developed, and except for a few scenes, more unpleasant than absorbing to watch...'All the Fine Boys' does fit the The New Group's taste for venturing into dark, provocative territory. Too bad it's dark but not provocative enough." Full Review

45
Theater In The Now

"Even with some plot holes, 'All the Fine Boys' is a choppy play that needed guidance. There are cliches aplenty...Taking on the dual roles of playwright and director, Erica Schmidt wasn't able to delineate the two. And it shows in the writing. Having a talented cast bolstered the script despite its flaws...'All the Fine Boys' is a thematically interesting play that doesn't offer anything new. The production is saved by the cast but that can only go so far." Full Review

40
Theatre Reviews Limited

"'All the Fine Boys' adds nothing new or controversial about the conversation surrounding pedophilia...There are several issues that detract from the overall success of 'All the Fine Boys.' It does not work to use the same space as the setting for every scene...The action here is flat and not as engaging as it needs to be...The four actors do their best with this piece...One hopes for more suspense and a deeper understanding of the important subject matter throughout." Full Review

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Front Mezz Junkies

“The momentum is erratic and disjointed, and over the course of this 100-minute play, so is our interest…Breslin disappoints as her character is largely one note while also being annoying…Emily’s plight is the most centered of the lot while Joseph’s uncontrollable desire and flaw seems believable and tragic. But the ones these two are paired with are either difficult to care for, or hard to believe in. It makes for some lopsided scenes and some disconnected moments.” Full Review

70
The Wrap

“Emily and Adam provide the far more predictable set-up…The mark of Schmidt’s talent as a writer and a director, however, is other heroine. What intrigues about the Jenny-and-Joseph scenes is that Jenny appears to be the one in control…Breslin deftly handles the shifts back and forth between manipulator and victim...Because their scenes together promise so much drama, we watch the other couple more out of goodwill than real interest, despite Wolff’s best efforts." Full Review

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TheaterScene.net

"Unpleasant and trite, two 14- year-old girls’ romantic preoccupations with two men are tediously depicted in 'All the Fine Boys.' It features a ghastly simulated sex scene, and its violent resolution is so predictable that it’s only a matter of when it will happen. Playwright Erica Schmidt has a minor aptitude for believably snappy dialogue, but not much else. Her tired scenario is astonishingly familiar and offers no fresh insights...The strong cast makes the most of their derivative roles." Full Review

45
Bob's Theater Blog

“Awful…Although the play is set in 1980’s South Carolina, there is little sense of time or place…The most glaring flaw in the play is the cartoonish depiction of Jenny as a grotesque figure with an unlimited appetite for junk food. The long scenes of her and Joseph are hard to watch. The staging is awkward.. It’s a stretch to believe the two women are teenagers, but that’s probably a blessing…Playwright Erica Schmidt can’t blame the director for the outcome: she directed.” Full Review

45
Front Row Center

“Why did Erica Schmidt feel compelled to tell this story? It’s not a new one. It’s been told many times before. No new insights into motivation or character on either side...And there were some thin parts in the plot. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not badly written, the characters are fully developed, there’s some humor, there’s some dramatic tension. But in the end, I just couldn’t see the point. I will say that the performances were excellent.” Full Review

75
CitiTour

"A first-rate quartet of actors lend gravity and depth to 'All the Fine Boys,' a slightly odd and decidedly disturbing drama…The most accomplished part of the play is the ways Schmidt reveals just how conflicted Joseph truly is about his actions. Moreover, Tippett is quite remarkable in letting us see Joseph in all his pain, tragedy, and perversity. Meanwhile, Breslin proves to be a brilliant acting partner as she unleashes rage, desperation and adoration upon Joseph." Full Review

65
Broadway & Me

"Breslin gives a fearless, vanity-free performance...She's evenly matched by Joe Tippett, one of my favorite actors, who creates genuine sympathy for a man who could easily have been portrayed as the clichéd villain...The subject matter isn't new. And although Schmidt has a nice way with dialog, her play is clunky in parts. Still, the performances make 'All the Fine Boys' just fine enough." Full Review

75
Theatre is Easy

"Schmidt does a magnificent job portraying the awkwardness of teenagers' first sexual experiences...The flaws in 'All The Fine Boys' might be in its carefully constructed clues: a major plot point is foreshadowed multiple times, making it difficult to be surprised. But the cast is a treat to watch, with Tippett and Breslin brewing up a storm while Furman and Wolff make a poetic match." Full Review

80
Theater Pizzazz

“Lives torn apart, fine young boys who aren’t so fine, young girls who dream–sexual awakenings gone amok; not unfamiliar themes. However, Erica Schmidt–writer and director–has put her own spin on it with a talented young ensemble of actors from film and television with an ability to hold audience attention (albeit the rapid-fire pace of dialogue from Jenny sometimes comes out as gibberish).” Full Review

80
StageZine

"Schmidt weaves the narrative of the two girls together beautifully, showing the parallels of each and their troubling twists...The cast are all so natural, and the dialogue so believable that we are left rattled by the many twists, even if some are ultimately a bit cliché. Although Ms. Schmidt has not chosen the most original subject matter, there is enough stellar acting here to make us overlook the sometimes too-familiar territory of adolescent angst and teenage sexuality." Full Review

70
Stage Buddy

"From the occasionally clunky metaphors to the mostly surface level trappings of late '80s nostalgia, it would be a stretch to call any aspect of the play subtle, but the work is, nonetheless, powerful or, perhaps more accurately put, disturbing...The couples deliver strong performances and find an engaging, if at turns problematic, chemistry...'All the Fine Boys' is a powerful indictment against our inability to make room for and attempt to understand teen female sexuality." Full Review

80
Show Showdown

"Schmidt's excellent and disturbing (and surprisingly funny) new play...It's a cliche to call a play thought-provoking, but I've been thinking about 'All the Fine Boys' frequently since I saw it; it has provoked a lot of thoughts...The performances are quite good, but the casting is perhaps a little off...Schmidt's direction of her play is smooth, well-paced, and unobtrusive. Authors aren't always their own best directors, but Schmidt-the-director respects and gets Schmidt-the-writer." Full Review

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67
Avg Score

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Banal, Disappointing, Excruciating, Cliched, Insipid

See it if you enjoy torturing yourself.

Don't see it if you enjoy good theater.

Also The story in the play starts off in one direction and in the end ends ... Read more Read less

77
Great acting, Relevant, Slow, Great staging

See it if you would like to see a young girl eager to be grown thinking they are ready for adulthood to end badly.

Don't see it if the topic doesn't interest you.

54
Edgy, Thought-provoking, Quirky, Overrated

See it if you like Abigail Breslin and quirky theater. The acting was so well done that you will want to bang your head into the wall as you watch.

Don't see it if you cannot handle watching statutory rape in a very small theater where you want to reach across the stage and punch the guy.

51
Quirky, Confusing, Insipid, Hilarious, Entertaining

See it if you enjoy watching a theatrical train wreck -- this one's a doozy and on that level, a lot of fun!

Don't see it if you're looking for something profound or even insightful. This is dumb but highly salacious with lots of unintentional hilarity.

24
Banal, Disappointing, Cliched, Slow

See it if You enjoy coming of age plays.

Don't see it if You want the characters to be believable. You don't like to see 14 year old girls portrayed by 20 year old women.

76
Absorbing, Intense, Thought-provoking, Uneven

See it if This is more like 2 separate plays mashed together of very different qualities. One riveting, one baffling. Still the good outweighs the bad

Don't see it if subject matter of desperate 14 y-o girls in need of attention with tragic consequences. Heavy but done believably and successfully.

Also Breslin & Tippett's story is riveting, edge of your seat. Believable a... Read more Read less

70
Intense, Strong performances, Oddly-paced, Tries too hard to be edgy and shocking, Greater potential than this production conveys

See it if willing to put aside inchoate and imperfect writing, jarring scene shifts, and uneven writing to see great young actors amplify the script.

Don't see it if looking for anything profound, or if pedophilia, sexuality, and bildungsroman (in the 1980s, no less) aren't appealing. Rough edges here.

Also All the Fine Boys offers strong acting by the young cast. Abigail Bres... Read more Read less

77
Absorbing, Great acting, Intense, Unsettling

See it if You like well performed dramas about uncomfortable subject matter. Breslin & Tippett are excellent & their scenes are scaringly believable.

Don't see it if A bit uneven. The secondary couple's story is not as interesting or engaging, found myself waiting for Breslin/Tippett to return.

69
Disappointing, Slow, Missed opportunity

See it if Interested in teenage girls in the 80's and their hopes & dreams, realistic or otherwise.

Don't see it if 2 actresses not believable as 14 year olds, tho both can act. 2 men better cast. Unconvincing as drama. Staging could have been better.

73
Absorbing, Thought-provoking, Dramatic

See it if you like coming of age stories and young female sexuality exploration (or exploitation).

Don't see it if you are looking for a lighter story (it does start light & funny) or are uncomfortable with explicit or innapropriate sexual scenes.

72
Ambitious, Edgy, Great acting, Intense

See it if enjoy intense & dark drama performed by a talented cast in a small, intimate setting.

Don't see it if want perfection, I look at this piece as a work in progress and yes the story could use work, so skip it if that will bother you.

70
Edgy, Intelligent, Intense, Riveting, Great staging

See it if you like intense drama or edgy subjects (think Blackbird) in intimate setting with small cast, which commendably portray complex characters.

Don't see it if you need to root for the characters, or need an intermission & large theatre, or uncomfortable with visceral material & exploitation themes.

60
Edgy, Disappointing, Cliched

See it if you're a fan of the actresses and want to see them perform in a small, intimate theater, you like coming of age stories with dark twists

Don't see it if you don't like underdeveloped plays with some interesting ideas but poor character development and clumsy staging

49
Edgy, Disappointing, Underdeveloped, Miscasting

See it if It is a play about two teenagers whose lives take very different directions. It goes from " comedy " to tragedy.

Don't see it if You want well developed and credible characters and story lines. It is kind of hard to believe what you are watching.

71
Absorbing, Thought-provoking, Resonant, Cliched, Entertaining

See it if You want to see these actors in a new play. Good performances in a small theater. Keeps your interest throughout.

Don't see it if The lives of two 14 year old girls are not of interest to you. Starts out light but turns much darker.

70
Thought-provoking, Raunchy, Disappointing

See it if My partner liked the idea of the problems of the young. Scored an 80

Don't see it if I was disturbed by the topic . The actors were too old for the 14 year olds. My score a 60

78
Absorbing, dark, and squirm-inducing

See it if You can ignore the actors' ages and enjoy solid performances

Don't see it if You might be offended by simulated sex or violence on stage - forgot/want to forget what adolescence was like

Also Despite being predictable - this has solid performances and deals with... Read more Read less

82
Ambitious, Great acting, Relevant, Unsettling, Uneven

See it if you'd appreciate an involving drama about the risks taken as we come of age. The performances are commendable, Tippett & Breslin especially.

Don't see it if you'd be frustrated by a play in which all the main characters are not equally developed. It does leave a slight sense of dissatisfaction.

88
Absorbing, Great acting, Relevant, Great writing, Great staging

See it if you want to see a well-written, well-acted, sobering coming-of-age play

Don't see it if you are looking for bells and whistles or a happy ending

55
Disappointing, Cliched

See it if You wondered about Abigail Breslin's acting chops

Don't see it if if listening to teenagers' gossip is uninteresting - that was the tedious 1st act. Then onward to a predictably sad exploitive end.

75
Absorbing, Edgy, Intense, Raunchy, Relevant

See it if This was a coming-of-age story about 2 teenage girls that starts as a giggly comedy but quickly veers off into drama and then tragedy.

Don't see it if It shows the parallel lives of two friends and how their lives went off in different directions. It bothered me that we got no background

Also at all about "Jenny's" life and family. It also made me angry that "Jo... Read more Read less

50
Disappointing, Cliched, Insipid, Overrated, Dated

See it if You want to see Abigail Breslin

Don't see it if You expect a good play

Also Writing is clichéd with anachronistic "like" sprinkled heavily in scri... Read more Read less

75
Funny, Great acting, Quirky, Fluffy

See it if You're looking for something pretty mindless and fun. Breslin's storyline works while Fuhrman's doesn't. First time I've liked Joe Tippett.

Don't see it if The lives of teenage girls and their sexual exploits don't interest you. Or if you expect a story that doesn't go exact how you think.

80
Clever, Edgy, Great acting, Intelligent, Great writing

See it if You you want something to dig your teeth into, and you like a show with diverging themes.

Don't see it if You can't suspend reality, whether it's a set that serves for different scenes, or actor who play a different age.

78
Absorbing, Ambitious, Thought-provoking, Relevant, Cliched

See it if you'd like to see Abigail Breslin grown up, stories of high school aged young women trying to define themselves, funny yet tragic situatiion

Don't see it if teenage girls behaving badly & trying to discover their sexuality don't interest you, predictable tragic endings disturb you,