Full House! The Musical

See it if You have a burning desire to see a brutal parody of a sweet TV series. The one saving grace is clever makeup and wigs.

Don't see it if You don't care for nasty raunchy language and mean spirited jokes and pathetic attempts at real comedy.

See it if you really love perz hilton

Don't see it if you don't want to waste your time

See it if You'd like an edgy, vulgar, and darker version of the beloved sitcom. You will laugh, but after a while, it's gratuitious.

Don't see it if You have fond memories of the sitcom and expect more of the same. After a while, it becomes totally predictable.

See it if You remember the series. See it because it may surprise you. Actually funnier than I expected. No, Perez wasn't there which was ok with me.

Don't see it if You expect the sweetness of the series. If raw, raunchy, taboo isn't for you, don't see it.

See it if You like wasting your time. Check out Bayside: The Musical instead.

Don't see it if You have a brain in your head.

See it if It's raining really, really hard and you have no place else where you can stay dry.

Don't see it if there is any other place you can possibly be. This is painful. For about five minutes we were hopeful, but those minutes were not together.

See it if You're a huge fan of Full House and appreciate parodies.

Don't see it if You are not familiar with Full House or the actors from it enough to get all of the jokes.

See it if You're a die-hard full house fan!

Don't see it if You're not into cliches. Or if you're expecting nostalgia experiences (it doesn't feel that way at all).

See it if liked this but did not compare to Bayside.

Don't see it if I went to see it because I grew up on Full House. Slightly disappointed that the day I went Perez wasn't there.

See it if you want to see a sad attempt at comedy

Don't see it if you want to laugh

See it if you are a diehard fan of Full House and you enjoy raunchy parody. The writing is not amazing, but the actors seem to be enjoying the ride.

Don't see it if you have expectations of polished entertainment. More in line with an over-rehearsed amateur improv group. A drink (or several) will help.

See it if you want to laugh and have a fun time

Don't see it if you get offended easily or if you didn't like Full House the TV show

See it if You enjoyed full house and grew up in the 80's and 90's

Don't see it if It's campy and raunchy and enjoyable only if you know all the references.

See it if You loved full house and have a gross sense of humor or for some reason love Perez Hilton.

Don't see it if You want to have a night worth while. There are much much better things to see in the city

See it if you liked Full House and think you can laugh at a raunchy version of it; if you like the humor of National Lampoons.

Don't see it if you don't want to ruin your childhood a little by tarnishing the wholesome image of Full House, or you don't like crude humor.

See it if You don't value your time.

Don't see it if You value your time--it's nothing like the TV show. Don't see it.

See it if You like really raunchy parody comedies.

Don't see it if You don't like overly-raunchy comedies.

See it if you want to die.

Don't see it if you want to live

See it if You're a big fan of 90s tv, and irreverent humor. But frankly, Perez Hilton is the worst Danny Tanner. The rest of the cast makes up for it.

Don't see it if "Cum Dumpster" was too much even for me.

See it if You like Full House

Don't see it if you want to laugh. This show is not funny.

See it if you want to waste your time and money! Show is uber raunchy, wasn't funny. There are so many other shows to see in NYC. Save yourself.

Don't see it if you value your time. There are better ways to entertain yourself. This parody is not funny, very cheesy.

See it if you're into lazy storytelling and terrible songs.

Don't see it if you care to not have hours of your life wasted.

See it if You like full house and want a VERY dirty show with a hella game cast. It's not a perfect show but was highly enjoyable

Don't see it if Never seen full house or want high quality theatre

See it if You were a fan of the show. You Don't want to see a serious show--Arthur Miller fans: stay away! DEFINITELY have a drink at the bar first!

Don't see it if You didn't watch Full House--lots of references will be lost on you!

See it if you are a Full House fan, or if you just want to see the weirdest thing ever.

Don't see it if you are looking for a show with any sort of substance.