Perfect Crime

See it if you like mystery

Don't see it if you don't like mystery

See it if You like to see shows so bad that they are good. You get free tickets. Bad acting, bad plots amuse you.

Don't see it if You care about theater. You expect decent acting, decent plot when seeing a show. It's laughable & shouldn't be.

See it if If you dislike mysteries. You will be glad you dislike mysteries and never see one again.

Don't see it if If you like a good ending to a mystery.

See it if You want to see a lady-robot in human body.

Don't see it if You have to pay full price

See it if You have seen every murder mystery of the past, and you need to support yet another show about a murder mystery - no matter how amateurish:(

Don't see it if You are interested in seeing a show that's linear in plot; You don't like acting that seems cartoonish and fake: like a parody of a mystery.

See it if Engrossing murder mystery with a determined detective and an engaging male psychiatric patient who wears women's dresses (fun to watch!)

Don't see it if The current cast is really top-notch and I highly enjoyed the show (wasn't hard at all to follow; not sure why there is so much negativity.)

See it if You just want to check this one off the list. It is the longest running play in New York!

Don't see it if You think you're going to see an interesting thriller or murder mystery. Be warned, it's awful.

See it if you're desperate for a thriller. But, you'll be sorry you wasted your time.

Don't see it if I can't believe this is still running. They must get the theater rent-free.

See it if Very confusing show

Don't see it if Don't see it

See it if you like campy murder mysteries and want to see an example of a play that makes you wonder how it could possibly still be running

Don't see it if you want to enjoy a good evening of theater

See it if you like mysteries and good acting

Don't see it if you don't like mysteries or plays

See it if you'll enjoy a classic murder mystery with an involved plot,

Don't see it if you won't enjoy a slow moving murder mystery,

Also The show has been around for a decade plus, at different theaters, so there must be something about it which keeps the crowds coming... Read more Read less

See it if You like off-broadway and like murder mysteries. Don't have great expectations it's a play. Be entertained. Relax and enjoy the show.

Don't see it if You don't like murder mysteries. Don't see it if you like fast paced shows.

See it if you like a well acted, quirky, suspenseful play that has been running in nyc for years

Don't see it if you don't want to have to think or pay attention to the plot

See it if You want to waste your money

Don't see it if Save your money

See it if you want to see the longest-running off-Broadway play WITH THE ORIGINAL STAR! Fun time if you go in with no expectations at all.

Don't see it if you want good, serious theatre.

See it if Was just ok. Good in parts, boring in parts

Don't see it if You expect anything more than mediocre

See it if If you're old, like really old & like "Matlock"..This show is SO dated... I understand it has longest-TENURED actress, but, OMG! SNOOZEFEST

Don't see it if You want something up-to-date

See it if Want to see a murder mystery

Don't see it if Want to see actors who don't look like they are falling asleep onstage. Or see actors kiss so awkwardly its uncomfortable.

See it if You want to see a classic off Broadway show. It's been around forever.

Don't see it if You're looking for a great show. It's ok but far from great.

See it if No reason. I walked out at intermission. Terrible. For the life of me - I have no idea why it's been playing this long.

Don't see it if You don't want to throw away you money on a cliched stupid "mystery" that isn't very mysterious.

See it if you need a nap

Don't see it if you like theater

See it if you enjoy wasting your money.

Don't see it if you want an interesting crime story. The story is flawed and the lead actress couldn't care less about her fellow performers.

See it if You're fascinated by "train wrecks" & want to see a notorious legend of a play.

Don't see it if you have time to see only one show in New York.

See it if you've seen everything else in town. (Cheap tickets are usually easy to come by for this show.)

Don't see it if you expect some mystery from your mystery plays or thrills from your thrillers.