Empanada Loca
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Empanada Loca

Empanada Loca NYC Reviews and Tickets

(15 Ratings)
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Great acting, Great writing, Absorbing, Intense, Edgy

About the Show

Labyrinth Theater presents the world premiere of a new solo show starring Daphne Rubin-Vega, chronicling the story of woman who lives in an abandoned subway tunnel.

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Show-Score Member Reviews (15)

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76 Reviews | 21 Followers
Great acting, Great writing, Intelligent, Must see, Original

See it if You are looking for something different and love a good story that is also well told.

Don't see it if You are just looking for something happy and entertaining without deepness.

419 Reviews | 52 Followers
Absorbing, Great acting, Riveting, Intense

See it if Dark, gripping, raw. Daphne Rubin-Vega.

Don't see it if Afraid of truth in dark places.

1107 Reviews | 377 Followers
Absorbing, Great acting, Edgy, Great writing, Intense

See it if you want to be transported--by powerful words and top-notch acting--to an intense, unfamiliar world. Vega is fantastic, as is the material.

Don't see it if you are easily unnerved. This play is very dark. Mostly about character and setting, there are themes about love and loss and survival.

137 Reviews | 122 Followers
Absorbing, Great acting, Great writing, Great staging, Raunchy

See it if You love amazing acting - a true tour-de-force performance from Ms Rubin-Vega

Don't see it if You don't like one-person shows or didn't like Sweeney Todd

972 Reviews | 1051 Followers
Great acting, Great writing, Intense, Riveting, Entertaining

See it if Aaron Mark has concocted a thoroughly entertaining & horrifying edge or your seat thriller. Masterfully performed by Rubin-Vega.

Don't see it if If you dislike the story of Sweeney Todd, this might not be your cup of tea.

995 Reviews | 946 Followers
Absorbing, Great acting, Great writing, Riveting

See it if Rubin-Vega is spectacular. Mark is a consummate storyteller. Totally absorbing. Dark story with very funny undertones.

Don't see it if you don't like the story of Sweeney Todd or that kind of horror.

133 Reviews | 44 Followers
Dark, Resonant, Scary, Edgy, Unique

See it if Empanada Loca is a well written, directed and acted real life horror story with a twist at the end.

Don't see it if If you can't listen to bloody creepy events.

575 Reviews | 734 Followers
Absorbing, Edgy, Great acting, Intense, Original

See it if you like an engrossing, one-person show, or are a fan of Daphne Rubin-Vega.

Don't see it if you're not into using your imagination.

Critic Reviews (16)

The New York Times
October 23rd, 2015

"Rubin-Vega seems to take on an almost feral quality that had me shivering all the way home. She gives a performance that’s as quietly mesmerizing as it is unsettling...Mr. Mark brings his characters alive in dialogue that bristles with vivid description, but writers are rarely the best directors of their work. Although he draws a marvelous performance from Ms. Rubin-Vega, 'Empanada' would be far more effective with some significant trimming."
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Time Out New York
October 28th, 2015

"This spine-tingling and stomach-churning monologue is inspired by legend (Sweeney Todd), stars a Tony-nominated Broadway vet (Daphne Rubin-Vega) and slyly plays on NYC-specific fears, such as nefarious subway dwellers, class tensions and mystery meat...Mark's dialogue is unnervingly authentic, and Rubin-Vega masterfully delineates each character by shifting her accent and posture."
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October 21st, 2015

"We can't tear ourselves away from her utterly transfixing story...Despite sounding innocuously like somewhere to have brunch in Hell's Kitchen, 'Empanada Loca' is a real hair-raiser. Anyone looking for a good fright won't want to miss it, but beware: This show is not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach."
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November 3rd, 2015

"Daphne Rubin-Vega is completely captivating in a solo performance that requires her to sit perfectly still for most of its 100 minutes, looking straight out at the audience as she tells her weird and wonderful tale...With a kicker of a finish, 'Empanada Loca' is a terrifically creepy tale, with Daphne Rubin-Vega a macabre delight."
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Lighting & Sound America
October 22nd, 2015

"If you're looking for a bedtime story guaranteed to keep you up far into the night, 'Empanada Loca' is the show for you. Aaron Mark's one-person drama is inspired by the legend of 'Sweeney Todd,' and it more than delivers on the famed story's grisly premise...There's a fifty-fifty chance that you'll leave the theater seriously contemplating turning vegan."
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October 16th, 2015

"There's little or no contrivance in 'Empanada Loca.' Everything appalling in the script is integrally related to Dolores's pathological demeanor. She's a character intricately yet efficiently developed by the insightful dramatist. Mark's script is all talk, but it's the most active talk imaginable. And while Dolores merely reminisces, Rubin-Vega makes those recollections vivid, dramatic, and scarily present tense."
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October 27th, 2015

"Rubin-Vega dazzles from her first moments on stage...'Empanada Loca' is the exhilarating haunt you’ve been looking for. Good luck getting any sleep after viewing this exceptionally creepy piece of theater!"
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Theatre is Easy
October 23rd, 2015

"It's to the credit of both Mark's enticing writing and Rubin-Vega's engaging portrayal that the show remains incredibly exciting throughout…Rubin-Vega is a captivating performer and it's a treat to watch her delve into Dolores and all her quirks in such an intimate venue…'Empanada Loca' is a delicious treat, and perfect for the season. Mark and team have created a production from which you can't hardly look away. Not that you'd want to anyway."
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