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Fort Dicks

From 40 member  reviews
Members say: Disappointing, Excruciating, Slow, Banal, Cliched

About the show

Based a true story, this new comic musical explores life in "The Camp," the low-level prison of the famed military installation. More…

This dark social commentary is played like a Marx Brothers movie complete with sight-gags and pratfalls.

Member Reviews (40)


Disappointing, Excruciating, Slow, Banal, Cliched
Avg Score

Confusing, Disappointing, Slow, Banal

See it if you really want to see something so awful it's funny to you

Don't see it if you want to be entertained

Also An actual insult to everything they ripped off material from. literall... Read more Read less

Disappointing, Excruciating, Overrated, Slow

See it if If you know someone in the play

Don't see it if You love theater You have good hearing because, except for 1 or two actors, the singing was unbearable

Excruciating, Raunchy, Cliched

See it if If you like very, very low humor and old cliched jokes and bathroom humor you, just might be amused.

Don't see it if If you expect "noises off",the "play that goes wrong" you are in the wrong place. Offended by off-color and politically incorrect humor.

Slow, Overrated, Fluffy, Disappointing, Banal

See it if you are young enough not to be bored by how derivative it is

Don't see it if nearly 3 hours seems way too much time to spend with a no-surprises show

Funny, Quirky, Slow, Delightful, Fluffy

See it if You just want to laugh, It was my first off -off broadway and it was hilarious with a quirky funny humor to it!Many performers delightful!

Don't see it if Dont have patience, slow to start as its staging is off/off broadway remember but all performers did afantastic job!Had me cracking up,smile

Disappointing, Excruciating

See it if You want to play a prank on someoen

Don't see it if I hate to give such a bad review but the show was awful and we left halfway through

Banal, Excruciating, Insipid, Disappointing

See it if You want to be insulted and want to waste your time. It's totally moronic.

Don't see it if You don't want to waste your time.

Confusing, Disappointing

See it if You should see this show if, you know someone in the cast. If you Can’t take your eyes off a deadly car wrench.

Don't see it if Just don’t. Just don’t see this show.

Funny, Great acting, Great singing, Clever, Great writing

See it if Hilarious show with phenomenal performances!

Don't see it if Go see it!

Banal, Cliched, Dated, Disappointing

See it if You enjoy torturing yourself with horrible music, flubbed lines, off key singing inside of a mental institution.

Don't see it if You have anything better to do including chemotherapy. I would rather have my wisdom teeth taken out.

Also This is quite possibly the worst show I've ever seen in my life. There... Read more Read less

Clever, Entertaining, Funny, Great singing

See it if You are interested in an adult musical comedy done in a Blazing Saddles style and you don't want to spend too much on a show.

Don't see it if You don't enjoy the Mel Brooks style of comedy.

Also This show isn't for everyone but if you love adult comedy in the style... Read more Read less

Delightful, Entertaining, Thought-provoking

See it if you can relate to government work, life in prison and its culture. the actors were funny. they all worked so hard to bring us a good show.

Don't see it if you are looking for a broadway style show.

Entertaining, Funny, Great acting, Great singing, Must see

See it if This show is based on a sweet love story, and has wonderful actors and singers! I loved “Judy”...she has a beautiful voice!

Don't see it if Young children should not see the show due to some situations and language.

Clever, Entertaining, Great singing, Hilarious, Great staging

See it if The show has many songs and jokes. The staging is minimal which contibutes to the audience being drawn in to the story and the actors.

Don't see it if There were some words used that might be offensive to a younger audience.

Entertaining, Must see, Hilarious, Great singing, Great acting

See it if This show is a definite see if you enjoy comedies, physical humor, and a sweet love story. The music is engaging and the cast is great!

Don't see it if This show is not for young audiences - definitely 15 and up.

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