Fort Dicks NYC Reviews and Tickets

See it if you need to bank an unbelievable live theatre tale for your grandkids. 'Springtime for Hitler' from "The Producers" wasn't so bad after all.

Don't see it if you're not into once-in-a-lifetime experiences. EVERYONE has to see this mess to believe it was ever actually mounted on a live stage. Read more

See it if You know someone in the play. You really love community theater and sophomoric humor.

Don't see it if You don't know anyone in the play. You have anything better to do.

See it if Don't ... there seem to be no saving graces to this production other than a few voices that sing on pitch & can be heard

Don't see it if You have anywhere else 2 be, cannot tolerate barely constructed script, borrowing songs from other sources, total lack of direction /pacing Read more

See it if You know someone in the show. You like shows that are sophisticated versions of what you did in you basement as a child.

Don't see it if You have an aversion to amateurish and sophmoric productions. Bathroom humor is rife from the title on to the end.

See it if You know someone in the show and want to see them. You enjoy middle school-level story/jokes/music/lyrics.

Don't see it if You want anything higher level than middle school quality. Pre-teens with a little talent could have done a better job.

See it if you are homeless and need to get out of the weather for a couple of hours

Don't see it if have any appreciation for good theater. This was one of the worst!! Missed lines, tone deaf singing and just a mess. Read more

See it if You know the cast.. i am sorry to say it, but it was the worst I have ever seen. I left after an hour cause it was excrutiating.

Don't see it if If you have high standards for theater. Read more

See it if you love a cast member.

Don't see it if you can possibly avoid it. Read more