Locked in the Attic Productions presents a dark Christmas comedy about a man whose life unwinds over the holidays in spectacular fashion. More…
'Merry Christmas Baby! (just f**king die)' tells the story of Ian, whose wreck of a life is hardly the stuff of traditional holiday fodder. Saddled with dependence, deceit, and an especially eccentric lady of the night, Ian has only one source of consolation: his sincere friend Jerry. An irate girlfriend and lingering lingerie all climax in a disaster which prompts the audience to reconsider why exactly Santa Claus shrieks out, "Ho! Ho! Ho!" into the cold lonely night.
See it if You want to say WOW. You want to see great acting and are not offended by profanity, drugs, drinking and infidelity.
Don't see it if You are easily offended and take life too seriously. You are sensitive to a person having an addiction problem.
See it if You enjoy then a less than perfect look at the holidays, enjoy edgy comedy, want to see great acting up close.
Don't see it if If you are offended by coarse language, drugs, alcohol and sex. Want a "It's a Wonderful Life" type experience. Don't enjoy small theaters.
See it if you enjoy clever, dark, over-the-edge comedy, aren't offended by profanity or a story revolving around drugs, sex, alcohol abuse
Don't see it if you are expecting a happy Christmas story; are offended by topics of drugs, sex & alcohol abuse; are offended by extreme profanity
See it if You want a different kind of Christmas show. You want something original. You want to see great acting.
Don't see it if You want a serious drama or a musical. You hate anything original or independent. You want a traditional holiday show with songs.
See it if you want a great play that is not your typical love story ending. The actors were great. Enjoyed the show, and recommend it.
Don't see it if you are offended by drug and alcohol abuse.
See it if you want to find yourself constantly smiling/laughing at unexpected moments due to great dialogue & acting especially from Alice Kremelberg!
Don't see it if you are ultraconservative and cannot appreciate situations that sometimes are difficult to believe/understand!
See it if You want to see a "campy", raunchy piece, which doesn't take itself too seriously. Small theatre. Decent set...
Don't see it if You're opposed to cussing, drinking, drugs, Christmas, and a "presumed" crime...
See it if Interesting concept acted well. Use of profanity justified.
Don't see it if Early part of show seemed forced, not organic. Don't see it if depictions of addictions and consequences offend you.
See it if you wish you could shoot out the speakers playing xmas music and set fire to a wreath or just want to see a fun, raunchy twisted xmas story.
Don't see it if foul language, sex, drinking and drug use upsets you to watch.
See it if You want to see an incredibly unique Christmas show with an amazing cast. Alice really shined as the enchanting lady of the night.
Don't see it if You are easily offended by profanity or drug use.
See it if You want to see a hilarious and clever original piece of theater. Incredibly sexy and riveting. Couldnt stop laughing. Great Christmas tale
Don't see it if sex and drugs bother you.
See it if You can relate to situations where everything conspiring against you--offers you a chance for genuine personal/interpersonal transformation.
Don't see it if You're an alcoholic with acute and/or immediate cravings.
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