New York | 1h 30m | Already closed

Merry Christmas Baby! (just f**king die)

From 44 member reviews
Members say: Entertaining, Great acting, Great writing, Funny, Clever

About the show

Locked in the Attic Productions presents a dark Christmas comedy about a man whose life unwinds over the holidays in spectacular fashion. More…

'Merry Christmas Baby! (just f**king die)' tells the story of Ian, whose wreck of a life is hardly the stuff of traditional holiday fodder. Saddled with dependence, deceit, and an especially eccentric lady of the night, Ian has only one source of consolation: his sincere friend Jerry. An irate girlfriend and lingering lingerie all climax in a disaster which prompts the audience to reconsider why exactly Santa Claus shrieks out, "Ho! Ho! Ho!" into the cold lonely night.

1h 30m | Already closed | The Secret Theatre (Queens)

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Entertaining, Funny, Great acting, Absorbing, Wow

See it if You want to say WOW. You want to see great acting and are not offended by profanity, drugs, drinking and infidelity.

Don't see it if You are easily offended and take life too seriously. You are sensitive to a person having an addiction problem.

Also The actors did a great job on this performance. I really enjoyed this ... Read more Read less

Funny, Great acting, Entertaining, Hilarious, Absorbing

See it if your fine with the foul language. loved it very funny. The acting was greta

Don't see it if your not into funny and foul language.

Clever, Edgy, Funny, Entertaining, Great acting

See it if You enjoy then a less than perfect look at the holidays, enjoy edgy comedy, want to see great acting up close.

Don't see it if If you are offended by coarse language, drugs, alcohol and sex. Want a "It's a Wonderful Life" type experience. Don't enjoy small theaters.

Clever, Entertaining, Edgy, Great acting, Great writing

See it if You want to see a Christmas play with a 'bad santa' attitude.

Don't see it if You're easily offended by alcohol and drug use.

Clever, Funny, Great acting, Must see, Great writing

See it if You have not so perfect Christmas mood

Don't see it if You think Drugs and alcohol shouldn't be on stage

Absorbing, Clever, Edgy, Great acting, Entertaining

See it if you enjoy clever, dark, over-the-edge comedy, aren't offended by profanity or a story revolving around drugs, sex, alcohol abuse

Don't see it if you are expecting a happy Christmas story; are offended by topics of drugs, sex & alcohol abuse; are offended by extreme profanity

Also The small theater was perfect; almost made you feel you were in the li... Read more Read less

Absorbing, Entertaining, Great acting, Intense, Riveting

See it if You want a different kind of Christmas show. You want something original. You want to see great acting.

Don't see it if You want a serious drama or a musical. You hate anything original or independent. You want a traditional holiday show with songs.

Great acting, Great writing, Intelligent, Refreshing, Clever

See it if you want a great play that is not your typical love story ending. The actors were great. Enjoyed the show, and recommend it.

Don't see it if you are offended by drug and alcohol abuse.

Quirky, Hilarious, Great acting

See it if you want to find yourself constantly smiling/laughing at unexpected moments due to great dialogue & acting especially from Alice Kremelberg!

Don't see it if you are ultraconservative and cannot appreciate situations that sometimes are difficult to believe/understand!

Absorbing, Clever, Entertaining, Funny, Great acting

See it if You are into mature dramas, interesting characters with a Christmas theme.

Don't see it if You can't control yourself seeing thousands of dollars strewn all over like garbage!

Ambitious, Edgy, Funny, Entertaining, Raunchy

See it if You want to see a "campy", raunchy piece, which doesn't take itself too seriously. Small theatre. Decent set...

Don't see it if You're opposed to cussing, drinking, drugs, Christmas, and a "presumed" crime...

Edgy, Intelligent, Quirky

See it if If you like drama about relationships and how to destroy them.

Don't see it if You are offended by profanity and depictions of substance abuse.

Entertaining, Great writing, Clever

See it if you like new, well-written plays about relationships and life struggles; very entertaining

Don't see it if you don't like drugs or profanity; want a classic, happy x-mas story

Clever, Quirky, Raunchy, Thought-provoking, Great staging

See it if Interesting concept acted well. Use of profanity justified.

Don't see it if Early part of show seemed forced, not organic. Don't see it if depictions of addictions and consequences offend you.

Absorbing, Intense, Entertaining, Ambitious

See it if you enjoy a different type of play which includes some craziness

Don't see it if you do not enjoy small productions with minimum props and small cast

Clever, Funny, Great acting, Hilarious, Raunchy

See it if you wish you could shoot out the speakers playing xmas music and set fire to a wreath or just want to see a fun, raunchy twisted xmas story.

Don't see it if foul language, sex, drinking and drug use upsets you to watch.

Edgy, Great writing, Must see, Quirky, Refreshing

See it if You want to see an incredibly unique Christmas show with an amazing cast. Alice really shined as the enchanting lady of the night.

Don't see it if You are easily offended by profanity or drug use.

Enchanting, Entertaining, Hilarious, Great writing

See it if You want to see a hilarious and clever original piece of theater. Incredibly sexy and riveting. Couldnt stop laughing. Great Christmas tale

Don't see it if sex and drugs bother you.

Great acting, Great writing, Hilarious

See it if Not in the mood to watch a Christmas story again this year.

Don't see it if You're sensitive to drug use and bad decision making.

Entertaining, Ambitious, Great acting

See it if love original work with a twist

Don't see it if you are braindead

Clever, Delightful, Quirky, Hilarious, Entertaining

See it if You want some light entertainment Are a theater buff

Don't see it if You're tired; you'll miss a lot You're not up on Broadway show one liners

Funny, Great acting, Great writing, Entertaining, Relevant

See it if You need a good laugh!

Don't see it if You have no sense of humor!

Great acting, Great writing, Hilarious, Must see, Masterful

See it if You love great acting and stories

Don't see it if You are easily offended or want musicals or happy xmas ending

Thought-provoking, Riveting, Intense, Great acting, Edgy

See it if You can relate to situations where everything conspiring against you--offers you a chance for genuine personal/interpersonal transformation.

Don't see it if You're an alcoholic with acute and/or immediate cravings.

Funny, Great acting, Must see, Entertaining, Edgy

See it if You want to be entertained by raw stage performers. The acting was amazing 😉

Don't see it if You get offended by profanity.

Cast & Creatives (9)