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Mystified: The Strange Disappearance of Goldilocks

From 23 member  reviews
Members say: Disappointing, Raunchy, Quirky, Excruciating, Funny

About the show

On the Kusp Productions presents an adults-only comedy about the disappearance of fairy-tale favorite Goldilocks. More…

Goldilocks has vanished under questionable circumstances, and the renowned television show 'Mystified' has come to Maewood to solve the mystery. Featuring live reenactments, interrogations, filmed commercials, and interviews in the style of '48 Hours,' this comic adventure is full of surprises. Not appropriate for children under age 14.

Member Reviews (23)


Disappointing, Raunchy, Quirky, Excruciating, Funny
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Excruciating, Insipid, Raunchy, Sleazy, Sophmoric

See it if You think you are in the mood to see a show that you will definitely leave you wondering how a show this bad could have gotten produced !

Don't see it if You care about any or all production values. You are in the mood for a clever comedy. You can't watch childhood favorites tales exploited.

Funny, Great staging, Quirky, Raunchy, Edgy

See it if You want to have a few laughs. You are not afraid of adult humor. You are okay with raunchy, suggestive and demonstrative humor.

Don't see it if You don't have a sense of humor. You don't want to laugh. You can't laugh at raunchy humor. You are expecting a lot.

Also I didn't go to this performance expecting a lot but I went for the lau... Read more Read less

Disappointing, Funny, Raunchy, Unsatisfying, Awful sound design

See it if The idea of fairytale characters acting hyperbolicly sexual is hilarious to you, and enough to sustain an hour of your attention.

Don't see it if You want any sort of payoff to the central mystery of Goldilock's disappearance; you dont like amateurish productions w/ shitty sound design

Disappointing, Insipid, Indulgent, Funny, Quirky

See it if U know cast.Confusing! Should have been a skit in someone's living room w/ friends watching. Production certainly didn't take play seriously

Don't see it if Youre looking for an actual produced play which deserves to be seen by an audience who isnt "in on the joke". Some v funny/wackyvideo though

Banal, Cliched, Disappointing, Insipid, Slow

See it if you have a friend or family member involved in the production and you want to be supportive of their endeavors.

Don't see it if you actually like funny innuendos and entertaining acting.

Cliched, Disappointing, Insipid

See it if There's NO Reason!

Don't see it if You've ANYTHING better to do!

Crude, Disappointing, Overrated, Slow

See it if you enjoy crude and twisted fairy tales

Don't see it if if you don't like crude adult humor

Also Went in optimistic for a fun show but was disappointed. It was slow an... Read more Read less

Excruciating, Indulgent, Raunchy, Stupid

See it if You like to suffer through an lifeless, unfunny comedy that could've been written by drunken teens in their basement (and perhaps it was).

Don't see it if Just don't

Great acting, Excruciating, Quirky

See it if You want to see what basically amounts to a rated R high school play

Don't see it if You have to pay any amount of money for tickets. Or if you have anything else to do. I should have done my laundry instead.

Also The acting was good, but everything else was cringe-inducing. The stor... Read more Read less

Cliched, Disappointing, Quirky, Fluffy, Excruciating

See it if banal cliche - trying to hard to be funny - no

Don't see it if no

Funny, Fluffy, Quirky

See it if very silly. laughed lots more than I expected, the actors were full of high energy and worked very well together for a fast paced production

Don't see it if want something heavy. if you don't like cute boys.

Disappointing, Terrible

See it if You enjoy a poor attempt at trying to be raunchy or sexual. An hour to waste

Don't see it if You have something better to do like getting getting your wisdom tooth pulled

Also This show seem like it was written, produced, and direct by over sexua... Read more Read less

Banal, Excruciating, Quirky

See it if If you find humour in satirical plays with full on sexual inuendos.

Don't see it if If you have better things to do.

Also This is like watching a freshmen HS play, that's how bad it is. The vi... Read more Read less

Ambitious, Cliched, Disappointing, Raunchy, Quirky

See it if You want to see a new take on fairytale characters and would chuckle to sex jokes. And support young students in theatre.

Don't see it if You're expecting more than a high-school-ish production. And enjoy a sensible storyline.

Also To be fair the acting was quite good. And I like the idea of interview... Read more Read less

Disappointing, Excruciating, Insipid

See it if You can't look away from a train wreck.

Don't see it if You value your time and prefer not to be repulsed.

Also This is just someone's really bad idea of entertainment. They tried fo... Read more Read less

Entertaining, Funny, Edgy, Raunchy, Quirky

See it if You have a sense of humor and want a good laugh.

Don't see it if You are sensitive to ADULT humor (it gets quite raunchy), or if you're looking for an intellectual story. This is all for fun.

Confusing, Overrated

See it if You don't mind unpolished play in an intimate setting

Don't see it if You have something better to do.

Disappointing, Raunchy, Not cohesive, Excruciating, Dated

See it if You are kind of bored and want a slapstick inuendos.

Don't see it if If you find raunchy slapstick humor boring and flatlining

Not funny

See it if Have an hour to kill

Don't see it if You have something better to do. It's not funny, the jokes fall flat, and not well executed.

Confusing, Ambitious, Raunchy

See it if You don't mind seeing a rehearsal type of show or a rough draft.

Don't see it if If you get offended by raunchy sexy stuff

Also It started fine but it seems the actors needed more rehearsal as they ... Read more Read less

Banal, Disappointing, Confusing, Funny

See it if wierd, & kind of strange, sexual content!

Don't see it if If you don't like ridiculous nonsense!

Excruciating, Raunchy, Slow

See it if You enjoy a different take on fairy tales and if you don't mind the multiple pauses in the plot due to set up of stage.

Don't see it if You you don't mind raunchy sexual jokes incorporated with your fairytales and sitting in a drawn out and slow storyline.

Also The acting was good to great but the storyline and how the show was pr... Read more Read less

Funny, Entertaining, Raunchy, Ambitious, Clever

See it if You like quick jokes and adult humor. Think Avenue Q humor.

Don't see it if You get offended easily or innuendos make you uncomfortable.

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