Mystified: The Strange Disappearance of Goldilocks
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Mystified: The Strange Disappearance of Goldilocks
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Mystified: The Strange Disappearance of Goldilocks NYC Reviews and Tickets

38%
(23 Reviews)
Positive
26%
Mixed
4%
Negative
70%
Members say
Disappointing, Raunchy, Quirky, Excruciating, Funny

About the Show

On the Kusp Productions presents an adults-only comedy about the disappearance of fairy-tale favorite Goldilocks.

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Member Reviews (23)

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455 Reviews | 126 Followers
31
Excruciating, Insipid, Raunchy, Sleazy, Sophmoric

See it if You think you are in the mood to see a show that you will definitely leave you wondering how a show this bad could have gotten produced !

Don't see it if You care about any or all production values. You are in the mood for a clever comedy. You can't watch childhood favorites tales exploited.

332 Reviews | 43 Followers
74
Funny, Great staging, Quirky, Raunchy, Edgy

See it if You want to have a few laughs. You are not afraid of adult humor. You are okay with raunchy, suggestive and demonstrative humor.

Don't see it if You don't have a sense of humor. You don't want to laugh. You can't laugh at raunchy humor. You are expecting a lot. Read more

240 Reviews | 69 Followers
40
Disappointing, Funny, Raunchy, Unsatisfying, Awful sound design

See it if The idea of fairytale characters acting hyperbolicly sexual is hilarious to you, and enough to sustain an hour of your attention.

Don't see it if You want any sort of payoff to the central mystery of Goldilock's disappearance; you dont like amateurish productions w/ shitty sound design

173 Reviews | 39 Followers
23
Disappointing, Insipid, Indulgent, Funny, Quirky

See it if U know cast.Confusing! Should have been a skit in someone's living room w/ friends watching. Production certainly didn't take play seriously

Don't see it if Youre looking for an actual produced play which deserves to be seen by an audience who isnt "in on the joke". Some v funny/wackyvideo though

153 Reviews | 43 Followers
5
Banal, Cliched, Disappointing, Insipid, Slow

See it if you have a friend or family member involved in the production and you want to be supportive of their endeavors.

Don't see it if you actually like funny innuendos and entertaining acting.

157 Reviews | 33 Followers
30
Cliched, Disappointing, Insipid

See it if There's NO Reason!

Don't see it if You've ANYTHING better to do!

123 Reviews | 44 Followers
41
Crude, Disappointing, Overrated, Slow

See it if you enjoy crude and twisted fairy tales

Don't see it if if you don't like crude adult humor Read more

77 Reviews | 16 Followers
26
Excruciating, Indulgent, Raunchy, Stupid

See it if You like to suffer through an lifeless, unfunny comedy that could've been written by drunken teens in their basement (and perhaps it was).

Don't see it if Just don't

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