On the Kusp Productions presents an adults-only comedy about the disappearance of fairy-tale favorite Goldilocks. More…
Goldilocks has vanished under questionable circumstances, and the renowned television show 'Mystified' has come to Maewood to solve the mystery. Featuring live reenactments, interrogations, filmed commercials, and interviews in the style of '48 Hours,' this comic adventure is full of surprises. Not appropriate for children under age 14.
See it if You think you are in the mood to see a show that you will definitely leave you wondering how a show this bad could have gotten produced !
Don't see it if You care about any or all production values. You are in the mood for a clever comedy. You can't watch childhood favorites tales exploited.
See it if You want to have a few laughs. You are not afraid of adult humor. You are okay with raunchy, suggestive and demonstrative humor.
Don't see it if You don't have a sense of humor. You don't want to laugh. You can't laugh at raunchy humor. You are expecting a lot.
See it if The idea of fairytale characters acting hyperbolicly sexual is hilarious to you, and enough to sustain an hour of your attention.
Don't see it if You want any sort of payoff to the central mystery of Goldilock's disappearance; you dont like amateurish productions w/ shitty sound design
See it if U know cast.Confusing! Should have been a skit in someone's living room w/ friends watching. Production certainly didn't take play seriously
Don't see it if Youre looking for an actual produced play which deserves to be seen by an audience who isnt "in on the joke". Some v funny/wackyvideo though
See it if you have a friend or family member involved in the production and you want to be supportive of their endeavors.
Don't see it if you actually like funny innuendos and entertaining acting.
See it if You like to suffer through an lifeless, unfunny comedy that could've been written by drunken teens in their basement (and perhaps it was).
Don't see it if Just don't
See it if You want to see what basically amounts to a rated R high school play
Don't see it if You have to pay any amount of money for tickets. Or if you have anything else to do. I should have done my laundry instead.
See it if very silly. laughed lots more than I expected, the actors were full of high energy and worked very well together for a fast paced production
Don't see it if want something heavy. if you don't like cute boys.
See it if You want to see a new take on fairytale characters and would chuckle to sex jokes. And support young students in theatre.
Don't see it if You're expecting more than a high-school-ish production. And enjoy a sensible storyline.
See it if You have a sense of humor and want a good laugh.
Don't see it if You are sensitive to ADULT humor (it gets quite raunchy), or if you're looking for an intellectual story. This is all for fun.
See it if You enjoy a different take on fairy tales and if you don't mind the multiple pauses in the plot due to set up of stage.
Don't see it if You you don't mind raunchy sexual jokes incorporated with your fairytales and sitting in a drawn out and slow storyline.