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New York Animals

Members say: Great staging, Ambitious, Clever, Original, Great acting
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Critics
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11 reviews
Members
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35 reviews
 

New Ohio & Bedlam present a world premiere that weaves together the comedic and tragic stories of 21 New Yorkers as their lives intersect during a rainy Manhattan day.

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From an East Village diner to a Park Avenue penthouse, four actors playing twenty-one different characters deal with love, sex, money and impossible relationships. It's just another rainy day in New York City, played to a live new soundtrack by Burt Bacharach and Steven Sater, the lyricist for 'Spring Awakening.'

 

Cast & Creatives (13)


Reviews (46)

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49
Avg Score

40
The New York Times

"Their distinctive gifts never manage to merge into any satisfying whole...New York is known as a place where seeming mismatches make for exciting marriages. That hasn’t happened in this case, at least not yet. Though the show officially opened on Sunday night, it was still a work in progress...a little haphazard spontaneity might have been welcome in a show that, despite the melancholy bubbliness of the onstage band, consistently failed to register as fresh." Full Review

40
Variety

"Four hard-working actors, ably assisted by a resourceful costumer and a nimble props master, make a mighty effort to play the 20-plus characters in 'New York Animals.' Steven Sater’s ambitious but disjointed play scores style points for being staged in a basement cabaret, a cool setting for Burt Bacharach songs that sound like no Bacharach songs you’ve ever heard. The sardonic lyrics by Sater suit the caustic tone of the music, but his sketchy vignettes do not a play make." Full Review

40
The Hollywood Reporter

"Lacking a cohesive theme, other than that life sucks, the dramatic portions seem to go on forever, with the performers playing so many roles it's difficult to keep track of the characters — not that you have any particular desire to. Thankfully, the original songs by Bacharach provide welcome compensation — even if they have only a vague connection to the dramatic material...No matter how much post-opening tinkering is done, 'New York Animals' looks headed for extinction." Full Review

35
New York Magazine / Vulture

"The play itself seems to have aged poorly…The idea of cross-sectional commonality with far-fetched, coincidental links seems at least as old as the fax machines and Princess phones that show up frequently in the story...The individual tales are dated, too…And an odd, outdated air of condescension hangs over the entire proceedings…The songs are a wonderful relief but…the relationship between the few, neat songs and the strung-out play is strained and alienating." Full Review

30
Lighting & Sound America

"There are eight million stories in the naked city, and 'New York Animals' can't manage to decently dramatize even one of them…The songs are spiky with attitude and rife with regret, but they may as well be radio waves from Mars for all their relevance to the play that surrounds them…The characters constitute the thinnest of clichés...'New York Animals' is a cab ride to nowhere, a trip filled with talkative bores who can't stop advertising their uninteresting problems." Full Review

75
The Wall Street Journal

"While the show itself has some problems, the production has none at all. It’s a miracle of frugal ingenuity, the kind of mega-ingenious zero-budget staging that makes you wonder why Broadway even bothers…If 'New York Animals' sounds a bit awkward, that’s how it plays, and Mr. Sater’s sketches would profit much from being more pointed…But there’s already much to like about the show, starting with Mr. Tucker’s staging and the performances of the five actors." Full Review

70
Theatre Reviews Limited

"Although an intriguing attempt, this production was not able to achieve the level of cohesiveness needed to make converging stories transform into one mosaic...There simply is not enough time to dive into the depth of twenty one characters in two hours, some of which is devoted to the inspiring musical numbers...For the present, it might be enough to observe these artists creating, developing, and performing a new work and, ironically, achieving a complex theatrical connection." Full Review

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TheaterScene.net

"'New York Animals' is ultimately disappointing, feeling like less than the sum of its parts...Despite the familiarity of the sketches and vignettes, the cast is excellent...'New York Animals' is an ambitious show...Unfortunately, the total product is an uneven blend of wonderful songs and minor dramatic scenes which attempt to create a portrait of a city that is long gone without having anything profound to say about the lives of its inhabitants." Full Review

75
Theater Pizzazz

"'New York Animals' celebrates this complex array of the sad, the lonely, the desperate, the frustrated and, occasionally, the successful or contented...Barsha and Lampert could perform these songs without the interspersed theater and it would be a magical night. But it’s the combination of Sater’s story and the performance of his and Bacharach’s songs that paint a wistful and nostalgic tableaux of an era that one might not have considered, until this telling, to be in the irretrievable past." Full Review

60
Stage and Cinema

"A lot of Mr. Sater’s characters and situations feel a little too familiar. And while some are better rendered than others, nothing in the play is especially surprising or revelatory. Yet for all its shortcoming this organism has potential. The show is still developing and there is reason to be optimistic. Even as is, on the whole, 'New York Animals' is entertaining, especially for fans of Bedlam." Full Review

35
Village Voice

"It can be a fine line between archetype and stereotype, but Sater's characterizations tend to the latter while clearly intending the former...It's admirable that they avoided yoking everything to a contrived plot — but they also avoided drama more or less altogether...Sater and Bacharach paint a very monochromatic picture of a many-hued city...You'll probably see a more exotic sampling of Gotham on your walk back to the subway." Full Review

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72
Avg Score

55
Edgy, Disappointing, Great singing, Unfocused, Disjointed

See it if you enjoy being in the middle of the action (NYA is performed thru-out the room's cabaret) and love Bacharach (well sung by Jo Lampert!)

Don't see it if you want insightful sketches about NYers. With millions of stories to choose from, how do you get such unilluminating material?

45
Great acting, Disappointing, Cliched, Slow, Dated

See it if you want to hear about two good songs and are willing to sit through two and a half hours to do so.

Don't see it if you have no patience for cliche.

77
Original, Ambitious, Clever, Great staging, Terrific music

See it if you want to hear Jo Lampert's stunning vocals plus tunes by Bacharach and Sater. You want to witness Susannah Millonzi's star-making turn.

Don't see it if you need a strong, cohesive book.

62
Great acting, Indulgent, Cliched, Great staging, Uncomfortable

See it if you can forgive a uninteresting script to enjoy strong performances, clever staging and good music.

Don't see it if you have had enough of self-absorbed and annoying characters in your daily life or if you've sworn never to sit in cabaret chairs again.

75
Clever, Great acting, Disappointing, Cliched, Dated

See it if Jo Lampert (and her voice and her haircut and her outfits and her earrings) is astonishingly charismatic and talented. A real find.

Don't see it if I think Bedlam is one of the most brilliant theater companies in NYC but this is a rare misfire from them. Less then the sum of its parts

70
Original, Edgy, Quirky, Confusing, Disappointing

See it if you enjoy a non-traditional stage setting and great music.

Don't see it if you want a plot heavy story line.

74
Must see, Great writing, Entertaining

See it if yo

Don't see it if yp

87
Original, Great acting, Quirky, Resonant, Great staging

See it if You like great acting and creative staging in an intimate space.

Don't see it if You dont like theatrical pieces where all the facets of a show don't easily fit together.

100
Funny, Clever, Edgy, Innovative, Mind-expanding

See it if You like provocative theater. Great for a first date, or the twenty-first date!

Don't see it if you only like conventional theater

85
Ambitious, Great acting, Quirky, Cliched, Dated

See it if Fun, sultry music and an ambitious range of performances from small number of actors (all in a suave atmosphere) suits you.

Don't see it if You like clearly defined plots or get squeamish with actors breaking the 4th wall.

85
Ambitious, Cliched, Great staging, Good acting, Loose ends

See it if you enjoy solid actors playing multiple roles, watching various plot lines weave together, cabaret-style theater, and a jazzy lead singer

Don't see it if you want a coherent plot or script, you feel uncomfortable with sitting in the stage, or you want a fresh perspective on NYC free of tropes

80
Funny, Clever, Thought-provoking, Entertaining, Great staging

See it if You like the music of Burt Bacharach

Don't see it if You don't like the cast appearing among you

70
Clever, Edgy, Quirky

See it if You love really intimate minimal but imaginative staging.talent was really good.

Don't see it if You're looking for a full blown story . these are sketches of NY moments with cabaret style Burt Bacharach interludes that feel a bit disjoi

75
Ambitious, Great acting, Cliched, Entertaining, Fabulous singing

See it if you enjoy Bacharach music. wonderfully melodic songs beautifully sung by Jo Lampert; hard-working, talented actors. Good band and bandleader

Don't see it if you want something very traditional

86
Original, Clever, Edgy, Great acting, Thought-provoking

See it if you're interested in the intersection of music and theater; a new type of show where music is part of the acting, and vice versa.

Don't see it if You're not interested in original work on the frontier of a new kind of theater. This is an original show; if you want traditional, don't go

85
Quirky

See it if you enjoy intimate theatre settings and actors who portray multiple characters within a single show.

Don't see it if you don't like to fourth wall to be broken (actors will talk to you, put things on your table, etc).

87
Ambitious, Clever, Cliched, Dated, Great staging

See it if you want to experience great performances by a strong cast.

Don't see it if following one actor as multiple characters is difficult or cliched character tropes of 90's New Yorkers hurts your soul

90
Absorbing, Epic, Masterful, Banal

See it if You like New York

Don't see it if You don't like music

44
Confusing, Disappointing, Cliched, Dated

See it if you really need a night out and have time and money to burn.

Don't see it if you're looking for a developed show or for Bacharach music, download his greatest hits and listen to that instead, it'll save you time & $.

0
During previews
Excruciating, Overrated, Great staging

See it if you're a fan of the movie "Crash" with a story about a location and not specific characters.

Don't see it if You want good writing, a clear plot, or have sensitivities to subjects of miscarriage/infant loss (which they fail to warn audiences about).

64
During previews
Indulgent, Slow, Immersive, Tuneful, Inane

See it if the prospect of having Bacharach back with strong new tunes scintillatingly presented in an exquisite setting makes you purr with pleasure.

Don't see it if the tame book of cliched urban situations stretched out to 2&1/2 hrs will bring out the animal in you. There's nothing meaty on these bones.

70
During previews
Ambitious, Great acting, Quirky, Great staging

See it if you like extraordinary talented group of actors/singers/musicians in a cabaret setting

Don't see it if you want to be uplifted: If you don't like dark skits about lonely people and everything wrong with the living in the city

90
During previews
Clever, Great acting, Great writing, Great staging

See it if you enjoy intimate theatre. The skillful blending of the songs with the scenes and the musicians' and actors' performances were lovely.

Don't see it if you are interested in seeing a large scale BROADWAY show and/or you prefer straightforward, linear storytelling.

65
During previews
Original, Confusing, Slow, Entertaining

See it if you like an intimate space, jazz/r&b fused music, & unconventional staging & storytelling.

Don't see it if you aren't willing to wait for the payoff or an complicated plot that doesn't have a big enough payoff.

78
During previews
Funny, Entertaining, Great staging

See it if you like good acting and great, clever staging. And if you like great pop/jazz music.

Don't see it if you hate having the message of a show shoved directly in your face through obvious dialogue.