New York Animals
Closed 2h 10m
New York Animals
73

New York Animals NYC Reviews and Tickets

73%
(35 Ratings)
Positive
77%
Mixed
12%
Negative
11%
Members say
Great staging, Original, Ambitious, Clever, Great acting

About the Show

New Ohio & Bedlam present a world premiere that weaves together the comedic and tragic stories of 21 New Yorkers as their lives intersect during a rainy Manhattan day.

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Show-Score Member Reviews (35)

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545 Reviews | 281 Followers
77
Ambitious, Clever, Great staging, Original, Terrific music

See it if you want to hear Jo Lampert's stunning vocals plus tunes by Bacharach and Sater. You want to witness Susannah Millonzi's star-making turn.

Don't see it if you need a strong, cohesive book.

71 Reviews | 8 Followers
70
Original, Quirky, Disappointing, Confusing, Edgy

See it if you enjoy a non-traditional stage setting and great music.

Don't see it if you want a plot heavy story line.

214 Reviews | 61 Followers
62
Great acting, Great staging, Cliched, Indulgent, Uncomfortable

See it if you can forgive a uninteresting script to enjoy strong performances, clever staging and good music.

Don't see it if you have had enough of self-absorbed and annoying characters in your daily life or if you've sworn never to sit in cabaret chairs again.

1129 Reviews | 383 Followers
55
Disjointed, Unfocused, Disappointing, Edgy, Great singing

See it if you enjoy being in the middle of the action (NYA is performed thru-out the room's cabaret) and love Bacharach (well sung by Jo Lampert!)

Don't see it if you want insightful sketches about NYers. With millions of stories to choose from, how do you get such unilluminating material?

244 Reviews | 71 Followers
45
Cliched, Dated, Disappointing, Slow, Great acting

See it if you want to hear about two good songs and are willing to sit through two and a half hours to do so.

Don't see it if you have no patience for cliche.

49 Reviews | 29 Followers
75
Clever, Dated, Cliched, Great acting, Disappointing

See it if Jo Lampert (and her voice and her haircut and her outfits and her earrings) is astonishingly charismatic and talented. A real find.

Don't see it if I think Bedlam is one of the most brilliant theater companies in NYC but this is a rare misfire from them. Less then the sum of its parts

11 Reviews | 2 Followers
74
Entertaining, Great writing, Must see

See it if yo

Don't see it if yp

10 Reviews | 6 Followers
87
Great acting, Great staging, Original, Quirky, Resonant

See it if You like great acting and creative staging in an intimate space.

Don't see it if You dont like theatrical pieces where all the facets of a show don't easily fit together.

Critic Reviews (11)

The New York Times
November 30th, 2015

"Their distinctive gifts never manage to merge into any satisfying whole...New York is known as a place where seeming mismatches make for exciting marriages. That hasn’t happened in this case, at least not yet. Though the show officially opened on Sunday night, it was still a work in progress...a little haphazard spontaneity might have been welcome in a show that, despite the melancholy bubbliness of the onstage band, consistently failed to register as fresh."
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New York Magazine / Vulture
November 29th, 2015

"The play itself seems to have aged poorly…The idea of cross-sectional commonality with far-fetched, coincidental links seems at least as old as the fax machines and Princess phones that show up frequently in the story...The individual tales are dated, too…And an odd, outdated air of condescension hangs over the entire proceedings…The songs are a wonderful relief but…the relationship between the few, neat songs and the strung-out play is strained and alienating."
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The Wall Street Journal
December 3rd, 2015

"While the show itself has some problems, the production has none at all. It’s a miracle of frugal ingenuity, the kind of mega-ingenious zero-budget staging that makes you wonder why Broadway even bothers…If 'New York Animals' sounds a bit awkward, that’s how it plays, and Mr. Sater’s sketches would profit much from being more pointed…But there’s already much to like about the show, starting with Mr. Tucker’s staging and the performances of the five actors."
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Variety
December 1st, 2015

"Four hard-working actors, ably assisted by a resourceful costumer and a nimble props master, make a mighty effort to play the 20-plus characters in 'New York Animals.' Steven Sater’s ambitious but disjointed play scores style points for being staged in a basement cabaret, a cool setting for Burt Bacharach songs that sound like no Bacharach songs you’ve ever heard. The sardonic lyrics by Sater suit the caustic tone of the music, but his sketchy vignettes do not a play make."
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The Hollywood Reporter
November 30th, 2015

"Lacking a cohesive theme, other than that life sucks, the dramatic portions seem to go on forever, with the performers playing so many roles it's difficult to keep track of the characters — not that you have any particular desire to. Thankfully, the original songs by Bacharach provide welcome compensation — even if they have only a vague connection to the dramatic material...No matter how much post-opening tinkering is done, 'New York Animals' looks headed for extinction."
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Lighting & Sound America
December 7th, 2015

"There are eight million stories in the naked city, and 'New York Animals' can't manage to decently dramatize even one of them…The songs are spiky with attitude and rife with regret, but they may as well be radio waves from Mars for all their relevance to the play that surrounds them…The characters constitute the thinnest of clichés...'New York Animals' is a cab ride to nowhere, a trip filled with talkative bores who can't stop advertising their uninteresting problems."
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TheaterScene.net
December 8th, 2015

"'New York Animals' is ultimately disappointing, feeling like less than the sum of its parts...Despite the familiarity of the sketches and vignettes, the cast is excellent...'New York Animals' is an ambitious show...Unfortunately, the total product is an uneven blend of wonderful songs and minor dramatic scenes which attempt to create a portrait of a city that is long gone without having anything profound to say about the lives of its inhabitants."
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Theater Pizzazz
December 1st, 2015

"'New York Animals' celebrates this complex array of the sad, the lonely, the desperate, the frustrated and, occasionally, the successful or contented...Barsha and Lampert could perform these songs without the interspersed theater and it would be a magical night. But it’s the combination of Sater’s story and the performance of his and Bacharach’s songs that paint a wistful and nostalgic tableaux of an era that one might not have considered, until this telling, to be in the irretrievable past."
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