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The Closet Bitch

4 Members say: Entertaining, Great acting, Funny, Disappointing, Great staging
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1h 20m | Already closed | The Physics Theater (Midtown W)

Shana Solomon’s one-woman show chronicles her desperate attempts to please everyone in her life—except herself—while trying not to fall apart in the process. More…

This raw, unapologetic dark comedy finds Solomon playing 19 characters in 80 minutes. Watch as she spills scandalous secrets and tells totally true embarrassing tales as she attempts to come out of her shell and shake off a life-long fear of offending others. This production includes explicit language and sexual content. Adults only.


“Solomon captivates with her honesty, confidence, and charisma…A bewitching story that leaves the audience on the edge of their seats wanting more…Although only one woman stands on the stage, many characters are brought to life—completely to life…It is simply beguiling. Solomon's true success in telling her story is her exceptional sense of humor…An hour of uproarious comedy, reflection, and thoroughly enjoyable entertainment.” Full Review

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“‘The Closet Bitch' lived up to expectations in every way...The basic story lines do not capture the energy, passion, and sheer talent Solomon showed across most of this 75-minute play…She is both comfortable and wholly convincing in every part. Solomon’s stagecraft and acting talents are many, and immediately apparent. But if not for her wonderful and sensitive, and frequently hilarious script, the show would not be half as good as it is.” Full Review

Great acting, Entertaining

See it if You'd enjoy a high energy tale of a performer who has her up's and down's in life. She has perfect timing & great stage presence.

Don't see it if You don't like it when audience members really "get into" the show since they're enjoying it so much & start shouting out in approval.

Funny, Great acting, Relevant, Entertaining, Great staging

See it if Like to see a real native performer artist solo show. She is a great story teller and funny as hell.

Don't see it if Don't like real stories, can't follow one person show, don't like to laugh.

Also I hope she finds a way to refine her writing in future shows. Her stag... Read more Read less

Great acting, Disappointing, Entertaining

See it if Great actress taking on many characters in this entertaining autobiographical show. Hope it goes further!

Don't see it if Started 30 minutes late and many annoying cell phones active. The theater needs ushers to help the actress on this - not fair to her!

Funny, Disappointing, Entertaining

See it if Performance was there but horrible theatre experience. Started 30 min late, lit phones throughout, 3 rings... nice one woman show otherwise.

Don't see it if You don't like one-woman shows or anything at the physics theater.

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