Already closed | 2h 30m | West Village

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From 33 member  reviews
Members say: Ambitious, Great acting, Intense, Raunchy, Great staging

About the show

Less Than Rent Theatre presents the world premiere of this Jacobean revenge comedy set in suburban Connecticut. More…

The teens of Greenport, CT face a chaotic spring semester as they grapple with loyalty, lust, narcissism, and nihilism before hitting the most important night of their lives: prom. 'FMK' mashes up the high drama of Jacobean theater with classic high-school tropes into a fast-paced and highly stylized epic. Secrets are spilled, backs are stabbed, and the survivors are left to count the dead and wonder how and why they got out alive. Best for ages 13 and up.

2h 30m | Already closed | New Ohio Theatre (West Village)

Member Reviews (33)


Ambitious, Great acting, Intense, Raunchy, Great staging
Avg Score

Painfully long, Excruciating, Entertaining, Indulgent

See it if There's a nugget of a good idea buried in 90 extra minutes of self-indulgence. Acting is solid given the writing​ they were given.

Don't see it if 3hr10min of teen angst and a shallow plot.

Also Clearly, the author was desperate for a way to insert himself into the... Read more Read less

Banal, Excruciating, Slow, Ambitious

See it if This was a touch hang. The dialogue was painful to hear and at 2:45, it was about an hour too long. Some solid performances, but still...

Don't see it if You are looking for a solidly constructed show. You can’t relate to adolescents.

Slow, Raunchy, Intense, Edgy, Violent

See it if You are interested in a new take on a Jacobean tragedy, specifically “T’is Pity She’s a Whore” You enjoy plays about today’s teens.

Don't see it if You will be disturbed by a violent, horrific extremely bloody play featuring high schoolers all of whom have taken a dangerous path.

Disappointing, Dizzying, Excruciating, Insipid, Cliched

See it if You want to test your endurance level of c**p. See how long before you want to bolt from the theatre.

Don't see it if You can avoid it. The whole experience is bad from the temperature levels of the theatre to the cacophonous music(?) that starts the play.

Ambitious, Disturbing, Frenetic

See it if you want to be in a theater full of young people - something of a rarity these days, and if you want to see some up and coming actors.

Don't see it if you'll be depressed by a bleak, depiction of millennials, with plenty of sex and self mutilation.

Also I applaud the effort, but this show needs serious cuts, and while I ge... Read more Read less

Clever, Great acting, Great staging, Quirky, Entertaining

See it if You want to see a well-directed young cast with an interesting new take on a classic 17th century tale.

Don't see it if Profanity, sex, or murder bother you

Great acting, Great writing, Riveting, Must see

See it if A teen soap opera gone very very dark. Brilliant writing & directing. Very smart.Amazing cast,not a single weak link.Fantastic choreography

Don't see it if U really can't get into the headspace of a group of teens.U start out hating every one of them but grow to sympathize with all but 1(maybe 2

Also This play is long but don't be afraid. The scenes are very short and i... Read more Read less

Ambitious, Disappointing, Insipid

See it if Which season of "Revenge" am I watching, or another unfunny evening of Jimmy Fallon hosting the Tonight Show. The play's energy is spot on.

Don't see it if The cast is uneven (being too kind, on my part, models turned actors?) and too big, hence no character development, or very little...a mess.

Great acting, Resonant, Long

See it if you enjoy teen/ young adult angst and problems in life and relationships

Don't see it if 3 hours long; lots of drug use, foul language and some nudity;

Ambitious, Intelligent, Exciting, Must see, Flawed

See it if Wow! Horror, comedy, teen mayhem, millennial morality play. Energy to spare. Great talent team: writing, acting, staging, choreography.

Don't see it if Sex, nudity (the title is a clue, no?). But evildoers get punished. Overlong: needs a disciplined edit. But so much to recommend it

Great acting, Great staging, Great cast, Engaging, Intense at times

See it if you want a 3 hr. slice of teen romance & drama in an intimate setting. Its like a fast paced telenovela in one sittin (like CW's Riverdale).

Don't see it if you don't care about teen issues (love, sex, drugs, friendship, betrayal, incest?... & murder!)- although these are adult issues too anyway.

Also It's a refreshing theatrical piece to see a fast paced pseudo soap wit... Read more Read less

Intense, Dizzying, Ambitious, Funny

See it if you like supporting new work/small theatre companies

Don't see it if you aren’t a fan of edgy subjects, drug use, nudity, or foul language

Also PROS: superb set design, a mostly-talented ensemble, great music sound... Read more Read less

Ambitious, Great staging, Dizzying, Insipid, Quirky

See it if you enjoy soap-operatic teen angst with heaps of violent revenge, set among clever staging and effective fight choreography.

Don't see it if you demand a polished and tight script or if you have a hard time differentiating similar-looking characters.

Also At nearly 3 hours this show needs a good edit, not just of scenes but ... Read more Read less

Ambitious, Entertaining, Great acting, Great staging, Intense

See it if For exciting, edgy theatre with a very strong cast to back up the intensity, challenging and thought provoking theatre

Don't see it if You are sensitive to nudity, gunshots, and high intensity situations, this show is not for the faint hearted, this is anything but feel-good

Gratuitous, Provocative, Insipid, Flabby

See it if you want to see one of the year's coolest design elements, with about 100 knives and daggers suspended from the ceiling over the action.

Don't see it if even if you enjoy gleeful hedonism, this is amateurish. Too long (3 hrs), too many characters. Settles for shock value instead of depth.

Edgy, Ambitious, Great staging

See it if This is a macabre soap opera w/no depth or takeaway. Just a train wreck from which you cannot look away. Side note: Watch the actors' shoes!

Don't see it if you don't like long plays (3 hours), leaving w questions about character motivations (plot holes), or not caring about characters.

Intense, Epic, Raunchy, Riveting, Dark

See it if you hated high school and appreciate a wild, well-staged, "everybody dies" style dark comedy.

Don't see it if you're not up for incest, murder, self-harm, slur-slinging, and all manner of bad teenage behavior.

Entertaining, Edgy, Intense, Ambitious

See it if You like a big cast of young talented actors

Don't see it if You only like upbeat themes

Ambitious, Absorbing, Edgy, Riveting, Raunchy

See it if you attended high school, like cathartic experiences, appreciate genre bending work.

Don't see it if you are offended by strong language.

Also This show is beautifully designed, the cast is strong, and the subject... Read more Read less

Ambitious, Confusing, Dizzying, Edgy, Great acting

See it if You like great young actors.

Don't see it if You can't handle torture.

Fucked up, Shocking, Modern

See it if You like shows that shock you. Sex and revenge excite you. You want to experience modern teenagers at their most extreme.

Don't see it if Any of the following trigger you: nudity, cuss words, self harm, pot, incest. You don't like to feel seen by the actors.

Excruciating, Disappointing, Slow

See it if you have 3 hours to take an uncomfortable nap.

Don't see it if you respect the art of theatre. the writing/acting are just awful.

Cliched, Disappointing, Confusing, Overrated

See it if You want to see a playwright use immature themes, lanagage, and shock value to makes up for lack of talent and depth.

Don't see it if You like peices of Theater that make you think and start conversation.

During previews
Clever, Stylish, Edgy, Raunchy, Too long!!!

See it if you'd like a dark "Jacobean Revenge Comedy." FMK is Tis Pity She's A Whore 2017. Great staging, lots of talent/ beauty on display. Wild ride

Don't see it if you are offended by sex, drugs, etc. 10/27 stopped after Act 1 for actor injury; but impressive 90 min. Needs deep cuts, but fresh/new/cool.

Also FMK feels so of-the-moment, but it really captures the spirit of Jacob... Read more Read less

During previews
Disappointing, Entertaining, Long, Unfocused, Uneven

See it if You enjoy high school drama stories about backstabbing, deceit, etc. It's an entertaining/fun concept but needs refining and SERIOUS editing

Don't see it if The 3+ hour runtime is ABUSIVE to the audience! They Need to cut it by at least an hour. Some characters & scenes are completely unnecessary

Also I enjoyed parts of this, but it's simply too long and unfocused. They ... Read more Read less

October 31st, 2017
“Vicious teenagers do battle in modern-day Connecticut in James Presson's Jacobean-style revenge comedy, directed by Sash Bischof...The show begins with promising stylishness, but despite a talented and attractive young cast, it unravels completely just as the noose should be tightening. What mig...
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