Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story brings an over-the-top, adults-only twist to one of the world’s most famous romances. Set in the snowy Scottish village of Lickmanochers, the tale follows sheltered mummy’s boy Bertie, who finds himself imprisoned in the lavish yet makeover-ready castle of a dashing, hairy aristocrat. As the frost settles outside, sparks—and tensions—begin to rise inside. From the award-winning adult panto troupe He’s Behind You!, this outrageous production stars Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” – The Guardian; “wonderful” – Time Out) and delivers big laughs, ridiculous costumes, cheeky songs, and all the glitzy panto trimmings. A fabulously festive night out—but definitely not for the kids.