So, This Sexy "Hamilton" Halloween Costume is a Thing That You Can Purchase

Show-Score | By Samantha Dupler | Oct 21, 2016

But please, do not do it.

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Imagine this scenario: you've just showed up to your friend's Halloween party, wearing your brand new Broadway-inspired costume. The world's gonna know my name, you think to yourself, strutting across the room.

Suddenly, a voice shouts out at you: "What's your name, man?!"

You turn, strike a pose, and look them dead in the eye. "My name is Sexy Ali Hamilton."

Okay, now stop imagining that scenario, and please wipe your mind clean of the fact that this sexy Alexander Hamilton costume is a real thing that actually exists.

Don't get me wrong, it's fun to look cute on Halloween, and if sexy "Hamilton" is the route you're looking to go this Halloween, more power to you. But I just implore you to think twice before purchasing this particular costume. Here's why:

  1. It's called "Sexy Ali Hamilton".

  2. The product copy proudly proclaims that you'll "win every duel" if you wear it, which, uh, isn't exactly how things went down.

  3. It implies that Lin-Manuel as Hamilton wasn't sexy enough already.

All in all, something tells me that this costume wasn't exactly the grand legacy the guy was goin' for.

  • What do you think about "Sexy Ali Hamilton"? Let us know in the comments!